Bastardly Fashion Rating: Kelly Ripa @ The Opening Night of "Curtains"
Tuesday, March 27th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

"Curtains" is the new musical Broadway comedy & these were snapped @ the Al Hirschfeld Theatre sometime last week.
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Yikes!!.. too many more pictures such as these and it will be CURTAINS for Ripa's career
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She just HAD to pick that ugly dress for that hot body of hers... What a dork!
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You know, a little body fat would help everything about her. Not much, just about 3 or 4 percentage points. It would fill in her face, eliminate wrinkles, add softness to her arms and hands, fluff up her boobies a bit, take the hard edges off her legs, round her hips and tummy, and just make her sexy and healty again. Now she looks pre-Olsen and headed for trouble.
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Nice body, but that dress is rubbish.
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she could be a serious MILF if she got some curves and ditched the hefty bag-like dress.
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I agree with number three. Losing too muhc weight, especially at her age makes her look older.
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I agree.
Dress is a no-no too.
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Her dress has a bunch of snags and shit. Cheap piece of trash. The dress, too.
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Overrated, loud-mouthed cunt. I'd do her but it would be a hate fuck. I'd need a roll of duct tape and a .45 to off her right when I nut.
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[...] Fashion Rating: Kelly Ripa (The Bastardly) Celebrity Hair Don’ts (City Rag) [...]
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She is what? 165 yrs. old now?
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MAN HANDS !!!
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U lot r all dumb kelly ripa iz amazing
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[...] Fashion Rating: Kelly Ripa (The Bastardly) Celebrity Hair Don’ts (City Rag) [...]
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I never understood the fuss over this girl. She's built like like a 13 year old only with smaller boobs.
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