A Bastardly Lunch With... Supermodel Jessica Miller
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
She's not at the Wiki yet, so we had lower our standards...
Jessica Miller was born on February 21, 1984 in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. She is a supermodel and had signed an exclusive contract with Calvin Klein. [FamousWhy]
ANOREXIC HEROINWHORE WITH BEAUTIFUL EYES!
Enough said.
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Not to bash Jess, but people overuse the term supermodel. Girls who aren't even top 200 models are called supermodels just because someone wrote something about them.
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Her eyes are freakishly far apart. Like Brandy.
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If she isn't related to Jane Birkin in some way, then-I'm-a-Dutch-Uncle.
Ah, u wil richtingen aan de universiteit, een welk toeval mijn neef daar bestudeert!
(Ah, you want directions to the university, what a coincidence my nephew studies there!)
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eyes being set far apart a la ET, this chick, and brandy is often a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome. i'm just sayin'.
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Supermodel? I guess that´s why she looks so fugly.
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