Old Christina Aguilera Photos Prove She ALMOST Did Porn
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
These come from a Bastardly Photoshoot Session w/ the legendary Mr. Frank W. Ockenfels. Damn you, Frank!!
Just tell us one thing: How did the nipple ring (see below) taste?
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Nasty....
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nasty??? you gay?
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I just don't get it, have you ever seen her without make up?, she is fugly...and it's good to see her not in the stupid orange spray on tan shit,(yes I know the pics are old) but she just isn't hot or as attractive as so many people think she is.
I'm with Ugly...Nasty
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No offense, she reminds me of my housekeeper's puta daughter. NOT HOT. No offense.
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I'll SECOND and THIRD that about her being a tacky, Nasty, UGLY and cheap trashy bitch
IF I ever woke up with a blind drunk splitting hangover with her naked and riding on top of me
I would throw her off vomit and pour alcohol on my jock for fear of disease from banging a prostitute.
After checking to make sure my wallet wasn't stolen I would beat the hell out of wherever I was and start popping antibiotics like tic tacs.
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Man, she is just dying to spread her pussy wide for us. I love the spread eagle with panties on shot. If she couldn't sing she definitely would have gone into porn and no one would even care about these pictures. But they're still pretty hot.
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I WANT HER AS MY LOVE SLAVE!!
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great pics, i miss the old christina :(
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Dang all of a sudden it smells like fish up in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nasty as in I want to beat one out to her right now!
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she's a sex clown...in pic 1...and shaving the old 5 O' crotch shadow in the bathroom...nice touch...her nipple is engaged...to my mouth...
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wow...i've never seen these before. i kinda felt the same way about ol' xtina as i do now about paris, they might be nasty and they might have taken more shots in the the face then mike tyson BUT you just know that with all that practice,they must have gotten some mad skills along the way.......(just make sure to have some bleach handy.)
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Well... they aren't sexy to me, but they are mighty intriguing. First picture and last picture are amazing, the photography and shadows are stunning. The pictures of Christina in the sink are artistic and nicely done. I really don't care for the overexposed oversaturated overairbrushed pictures of her in the fuschia, just for their lack of dimension and, you know, she looks like a ho.
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[...] Check out the entire set over here. The photos are obviously dated, but who the hell cares?! [...]
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oh, please!!
so what she took those pics?!
she's host!!! get over it!!
she may no be perfect without make up, but please show me who is!!!!
anyway, people use to crucify her and treat britney as if she was a saint... how funny is that xtrina is the one who end up with a happy marriage (so what she has naked sundays and all this shit, who doesn't like sex anyway?? just because she talks about it she's trash?! i dont think so!!!) Lady Brit is the one who end up married with that happer project, drinking her shit off, rehab (just for marketing) and now is begging for someone to make it stop... i say that's all bull
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Bitch is fucking fine in these pics. All you girls that say she's not are fucking stupid. Sorry, people, just being honest. If you don't find those tits attractive, you are either a pissed off female, or a homosexual male, not that there's anything wrong with the latter. I'd let her snort whatever the fuck she wanted off my husband's dick and watch it all fucking night long, people! ALL FUCKING NIGHT! Ha!
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Thoese where promo shots for her "Stripped" album -- some are on the album cover thinger
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even though she looks like a skanky whore, at least she's an INTERESTING skanky whore... i mean, now she's just fucking boring!
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I dunno... I was with the paper bag party during this phase. Her makeup always looked like garbage. Plus, she has wonky feet.
Having said that, I covet her implants. I always point to Christina when people say that petite women can't pull off porno tits.
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eww shez ugly
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euuughhhhh wash my eyes
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even though I love getting pounded by thuggish black men my inner lesbian wants to slide one deep inside her cooter and rub one out
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I want her to join my Harems and be the dirtiest sex slave of them all!!
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Her hair reminded me of those big, shaggy black and white dogs, the one's on the dulax paint ads.
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ahh....classic Xtina
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