Andrea Bowen @ Lacoste & Barney's New York Unveil
Friday, March 30th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Tidbit from the Wikipedia:
In early 2007, she announced her engagement to The Side Street Doormats guitarist, Alan Shiels. They met at the auditions for Desperate Housewives, where Alan was auditioning for the part of Zach Young but he was beaten to the role by Cody Kasch.
...which leads to the following poll question:
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Haylie Duff look-alike!
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Do "armles and boring" body the new sexy?
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Yawn.
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ugly
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I see nothing that distinguishes her from a million other American teenagers. She's a pretty girl, but so what?
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These underage chicks should not be allowed to turn and show us their asses!
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She looks like one of any 50,000 teenage girls around the SF Bay Area.
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This girl is butt fugly...who did she blow to get on television???
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I know you're going to pile it on me for this, but I'd fuck the living shit out of her. The nose is kinda weird but she's got a sexy face.
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Big Papi,
Sometimes I worry about you.
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Her looks are decent, so I have nothing to discuss concerning them.
But did anyone else notice that she's 17 and engaged? Classy.
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Looks nice to me, I´d bang this teenage ho.
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She's not that bad. She looks like her pussy would taste pretty good.
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She looks like she has down syndrome. Chinless bitch!
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She has beautiful long legs, I'll give her that. She'll probably get uglier with age.
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I'd do her before any of the others on that show.
Repeatedly.
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Below average girl. Whats the fascination with minors? Paedophiles much?
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Her pussy probably tastes like sweet honey.
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So anyone heard of his band? I saw their video on youtube, its a cover of hips don't lie, could be andrea in the video, dunno
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I looked up this band. THEY'RE AMAZING! I don't know why they're not in the media more. Andrea is a lucky woman!
Does anybody know when the Side Street Doormat's album comes out?
It'll be on sale in Germany, right?
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