Aly & AJ Michalka @ Nickelodeon 20th Annual Kids' Choice Awards
Monday, April 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

A little news that recently went unreported: Aly (right) turned 18 on March 25th! So w/ that in hand, it's for a lame ass poll!
Bastardly Q: What's the most likely thing Aly will do within the next five years...?






















These two are the reason I found Bastardly. What was it like 600 posts or something?
I just love Alyson.....Something about her that just drives me wild.
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YES!
bring on the psychotic fans
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Both fugly.
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Who ? And who ??
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are you fuckin joking? the one on the left is wayyyy hotter!! the other chicks face is fuckin weiiiiiiird
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Two white ugly sluts.
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daddy likey
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Both very cute.
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Why do they always choose to wear those GODDAMN closed toe shoes? WHAT THE FUCK???!!!
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both should get extensive rhinoplasties while they are still somewhat under the radar...
the pug nose on the left should keep her chin up...it'd be less noticable...
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Ok ninja freak. Your stupidy would be less obvious if you don't post.
I don't think either of them is really hot ot anything, but I agree that the one on the right is better looking (especially body-wise). Taller, nicer legs..yeah ok you get it.
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Taller one is attractive but has awful legs. Hideous shoes. Like that belt though.
Shorter one looks like Popeye. Huge chin and bloated face.
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@11
hehe, i dealt with you michalka cunt kissing bitches before...now move along before i shit in your lemonade...instead of just pissing in it...
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Now that PotF is over, they will drop off the radar fairly quickly.
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You fucking turds seriously have nothing to do than talk shit about two young girls that have done nothing to you or anyone? You should burn in Hell, and I mean IMMEDIATELY because you’re seriously a waste of life. And to all you pedophile perverts, you only post discusting things like that over the internet because you’re probably in your mid-forties and you can’t get a girl because…well, basically, YOU SUCK AT LIFE. And you had better be glad that I can’t see you face to face because I swear on all that I love in this world, I would use up every fucking ounce of energy in my body and every bit of burning hatred I have for you to beat your bitch ass beyond recognition!!!!!! Get a life, you fucking SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!! I hope you get hit by a fucking truck and then your soul burns for eternity!!!You would NOT be missed! Go fuck yourself , because you’re obviously enough of a pathetic loser to try!!!
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YOU BETTER STOP MAKING FUN OF AJ,both of them sisters are great,pretty,and christian,and your freaking poll about aly in 5 years is SOOO freaking GAY!
AJ AND ALY ARE EQUAL,BOTH OF THEM ARE PRETTY GIRLS,if you think otherwise,YOU NEED HELP!
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Well, they are hot but who give a shite if they're christian. How is that a positive? But their careers are over. They couldn't make it big with their music or with their acting. But at least they'll always be hot. Too bad the're christians, they're probably really boring and prudish. The smart ones of our generation our either atheists or budhists. Oh well.
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They aren't real Christians, I heard they drink cocktails. They are underage. That is illegal. Don't believe me, go to their myspace, you'll see a comment left by a girl who works at Mastros and says she is their favorite cocktail server. How fucked up is that?
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Alyson turned eighteen, and she's now legal. I'd love to have her long legs wrapped around me as I break her hymen.
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Ninja I could smash your face in to the back of your head oh so easily.damn...it would be great...and by the way,about your comment concerning "dealing with you michalka cunt kissing bitches before"...well ninja,you ain't dealt with shit...your comments are among the lamest you nobosy loser.you are not as clever as you think you are.you are obviously some lonely loser with no life ,,,got news for ya...you arte a nobody on the net too..asshole
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