Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited - Ashley
Monday, April 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Ashley writes:
Hello Bastards! Hopefully everyone remembers me, I was your BLOTD a while back and thought I'd submit some more recent pics.
I was apart of the Miss NYS Pageant last year and have included some pics from that. (I know last time around everyone was saying I needed to do crunches and hopefully there's some improvement on that end)
Anyway, I'm ready for everyone to be 10x more brutal before! Hopefully everyone's ready for me!!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. Cheers!
























Last time there was a lot more said than you need to do crunches. I don't know why you would submit yourself to more torture.
To be honest....For me.....It is in the eyes and there is something truely missing there. Kind of a glazed over....Filmy...Look to your eyes. You're not ugly, but you just don't have that "it" factor....But that is just one mans opinion.
Yeah for BLOTD though!
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You're cute. And very brave.
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TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, YOU ARE NOT UGLY. HOWEVER, YOU NEED SOME WORK.
1. THE HAIR HAS GOT TO GO......NOW AND FAST. GET SOME EXTENSIONS.
2. YOU LOOK GOOD LIKE I SAID BUT THIS IS A COMPETITION SO YOU NEED TO LOOSE ABOUT 10 POUNDS.
3. GIRLFRIEND, FIX THOSE EYEBROWS!!!! THEY ARE HIDIEOUS....
4. YOU ARE WERAING WAY TOO MUCH EYE MAKEUP. LESS IS MORE. MAKE IT LOOK NATURAL.
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oh my...
dude in picture 3 appears to have leaked
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My taste you are not. Work on the belly you must. New hair style I suggest.
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it's the overplucked eyebrows combined with the too-thin lips. These things add up to ugly. Continue on to the nylon/spandex clothes and the ratty, pilled polyester sweatsuit...It's just one big package of gross.
you still have a belly. If you really want to live your life by what strangers on the internet think, then, you must torture yourself more. Whenever you have the urge to put something besides dick or cigarettes in your mouth, think of the Olsen twins. They will be your guide.
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Well, page five shows that she has an idea on how to make herself look great... surround yourself with ugly chicks!
You have my vote for "Page 5" girl!
dwrf
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I would say something mean, but the horror of living with that face everyday is probably bad enough. Stay strong. There are a lot of desperate men out there.
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still ugly...imo not really fat, just fug
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The problem, is that if I drank enough beer to where she looked good enough to pee in, I would be able to do much more than pee on.
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I don't believe you need crunches - you appear to have a nice figure. But the eyebrows have GOT TO GO. They make you look as if you are in a state of constant tired surprise.
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LOL @ Devin, and yes I agree, you still fugly. Could have been worse though.
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maybe try collagen. with some surgery i could see her being hot.
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holy shit, she has a beaky nose, scary eyebrows, bad makeup, glazed over eyes, and consistently vacant facial expressions! the total fugly package.
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In my opinion, I agree with some of the others, the eyebrows are too thin and not naturally shaped. A newer hairstyle would help too, it makes you look older than you are. Not that it needs to be longer maybe a better cut with maybe some long bangs and some highlights to brighten it up. The make up needs to be applied better. The black around the eye does nothing but make you look tired. Try a darker shade on the actual lid and omit the black under the eye. I know A LOT of people wear eyeliner but just because you can doesn't mean you should. Your weight is fine!!!! Maybe at bit of a darker shade on the lips, not too dark, but something to make them look a little fuller to even out your face.
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AGAIN WITH THE FUCKED UP EYEBROWS! What the fuck is it with you sluts and fucking up your eyebrows? By all means tweeze down the caterpillars, but for fuck's sake quit making them those gawd awful skinny things.
Your tits are droopy as well. Concentrate less on your boring cleavage and get some better tit support.
Grow out some longer hair and put some curl into it. You have a cute face, just need some enhancing.
Your ass is okay enough I guess and I don't mind the cum bucket all that much. I'd pee in your butt.
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and we don't need to see the stupid fucking buster in the last pic. so you're getting some dick....that's a good little whore....
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You look like a drooping giraffe.
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I think you people are being very mean, considering the gene-pool this girl is pulling from I think she did very well, nice tits.
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You're cute. Don't pay attention to the mean comments, since they don't like women who don't look like whores. Plus, it's easy to critisize. I'm sure they wouldn't dare to put their own pics on this site. Anyway, long hair would suit you better, and they're right about those eyebrows ;) Other than that, go girl !
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Oh, the humanity!
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Body is great, but work on your hair and a bit less makeup would do!
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Damn! You really need to change the makeup, hair style and eyebrows.
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No matter how much you exercise your body, you can't reshape your face. But don't worry, I've seen uglier.
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Buck Nasty...Just cause her dad is a low rent version of Bruce Vilanch doesn't give her an excuse to be ugly. Come on, 80% of her father issues are generational.....He lives in 2007 and his wardrobe in the 70's......
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The first thing I noticed was the overplucked, poorly shaped eyebrows. Let them grow out and then have them professionally shaped. It is not a good look when girls overpluck until their brows are thin, shapeless lines. Sorta reminds me of the way old ladies shave off their eyebrows and then thinly draw them back on in a silly arched line. Your hair could use some length and body as well. No, you are not ugly, but some changes are in order.
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Honey, I'm sure you're a sweet girl, but you really are NOT beauty pageant material!
Your nose is huge and beaked - like a damn hornbill.
You have no eyelashes.
Your hair is mousy-brown and in a horrible cut.
Your lips are not visible to the naked eye.
Your eyebrows are just ridiculously overplucked.
All in all, if there are "Stunning","Beautiful","Pretty","Attractive","Decent", "Plain", "Below-Average," "Ugly," "Hideous," and "Ghastly"...
You, dear, fall somewhere between "Below-Average" and "Ugly."
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big bird on meth...holy shit, woman on page 5 has a lot of pussy fat...
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Hair changes a person a lot. This hair, I don't think it suits you. Let it grow and do something different. The eyebrows are way too thin and you should try a different shape maybe, cause this one combined with your eyes makes you look surprised. Thin/drawn on eyebrows are a thing of the past (or at least they should be).
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You disgust me.
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kinda monster parade. who's the troll in pict 3/4? scaring...
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Ed, I think he lives next door to Red Foreman in the 70's show.
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You are mousy. Sick.
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oddly enough, i'm damned turned on by the first pic. mmmmm.
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not good looking...below average i'd say./
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If i were you i'd be hoping that my tits wouldn't get any bigger cos by the looks of things you going down the 'cocker spaniels ears' road.
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I kinda like her... until the dad? mom? bf? showed up
Seriously, how many times it must be said?
We already know people is born some months after the mixing of male and female fluids, that's not a reason to show them on these pics, same goes for the male who puts (or wants to) put such fluids in you.
Modi
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I'm confused as to why you sent in pictures. You look like you're from a small, midwestern town where all the boys hope you'll ask them to the Sadie Hawkins dance. You seem sweet and you're ok-looking.. stick to looking at the screen... not being on it.
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Emo Phillips called. He wants his hair back. I'm assuming she didn't win the Miss NYS pageant, or else the girls there are a lot uglier now than when I lived there.
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A comely lass.
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Well, you look one hell of a lot better than anyone else in those picture, I'll say that much.
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crunches don't fix ugly...
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Yeah, def. grow out hose eyebrows and get them done professionally, you'll look a 110 times better : )
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