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God I don't know why people rave over this girl. She's NOT that good looking. Her eyes look too close together. And her music.... please it's anti-music. But then again so is 90% of the shit played today. But I digress.
She's not that attractive.

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 11:08am
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I think the award unscrews at the top and contains a cheap but surprisingly enjoyable vodka.

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 11:15am
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she looks like Courtney Cox's mother

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 11:29am
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pass

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 11:40am
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Flat out ugly to me...

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 12:11pm
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well - she's prettier than some.....but jesus, her voice makes me want to punch infants.

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 12:57pm
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I fuckin hate this stupid fugly and talentless bitch!

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 1:20pm
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She looks pinched and disgusted.

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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I'd throw it in her, but that's about it.

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 2:28pm
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nice eyes but u cant see them with those bangs

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 5:27pm
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She's not ugly. But that hairstyle really is. She has pretty eyes, and she's hiding them. And her new music is baad.

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 7:13pm
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pretty cute and beautiful eyes but damn..that hair ain't doing her any favors.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 2:29am
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