Bastardly Morning Report by Nelly Furtado & Her JUNO Award
Monday, April 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
- Ashlee Simpson is Not Herself. Bitch is fake! [DLISTED]- Blades of Glory Review [PAJIBA]
- Abigail Clancy in GQ Magazine. [THE GRUMPIEST]
- Donald Trump keeping his hair. Damn! [BOSTON HERALD]
- Rolling Stones, Norah Jones, Coldplay & others now on iTunes. No Beatles, though. [YAHOO!]
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- Bastardly Sexual Relations? Justin Timberlake & Mary J. Blige @ 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards
- The Bastardly Morning Report By Poison's "Open Up & Say Aah"





















God I don't know why people rave over this girl. She's NOT that good looking. Her eyes look too close together. And her music.... please it's anti-music. But then again so is 90% of the shit played today. But I digress.
She's not that attractive.
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I think the award unscrews at the top and contains a cheap but surprisingly enjoyable vodka.
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she looks like Courtney Cox's mother
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pass
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Flat out ugly to me...
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well - she's prettier than some.....but jesus, her voice makes me want to punch infants.
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I fuckin hate this stupid fugly and talentless bitch!
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She looks pinched and disgusted.
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I'd throw it in her, but that's about it.
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nice eyes but u cant see them with those bangs
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She's not ugly. But that hairstyle really is. She has pretty eyes, and she's hiding them. And her new music is baad.
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pretty cute and beautiful eyes but damn..that hair ain't doing her any favors.
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