Dita Von Teese Does April, 2007 Penthouse Magazine

Where's the brownbag? Hehehe... i like Dita but this is not her best picture.

Anyway, i like the color combination of the cover.

get a tan bitch

Do I detect some Mono Lisa-ness?

Is she gonna show some pussy lips and browneye, Penthouse style? Or just some boring tit shots and a view or two of her ass?

wow shes fuckin disgusting!

She shows no pink or brown.

I think she's cool as shit because she does her own thing. She's not a bleach blonde, fake tanned, fake tittied attention whore like almost all of the "talented" women posted here are. I'd love to motorboat her funbags anytime. With permission from the mister of course....

OW!

I think she's gorgeous.

Well Buck, if that's the case I'll just wait to see them on the web.

Just saw them, nothing great.

Sorry, Ammalamm, but it's not true. The hair is as fake as any bleach blond (she's really a natural blond), and her tits are silicone. She's also freckled without all that makeup and I read somewhere she does a sh*tload of coke to keep that thin. She's 100% fake, just in a different way.

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I think she’s cool as shit because she does her own thing. She’s not a bleach blonde, fake tanned, fake tittied attention whore like almost all of the “talented” women posted here are. I’d love to motorboat her funbags anytime. With permission from the mister of course….

blah...not a patch on rose mcgowan's sweet,sweet ass.

Just because she dyes her hair it does not make her anywhere near as fake as tanned blonde women. how many women do you see like dita, and however she keeps the figure she has, its hourglass, be it natural or man-made. She may be a 100% fake in many many physical ways, but in her style she is 100% unique, and basically, any man over the age of around 25 with real taste would go for dita over pammy A any day of the week. Stop being scared of a woman who isn't the norm, and form some opinions based away from the all american leggy blonde.

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Sorry, Ammalamm, but it’s not true. The hair is as fake as any bleach blond (she’s really a natural blond), and her tits are silicone. She’s also freckled without all that makeup and I read somewhere she does a sh*tload of coke to keep that thin. She’s 100% fake, just in a different way.