Jessica Alba Looking Boring @ 20th Annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards
Monday, April 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

It's good to see that J. Alba's looking skinnier and skinnier w/ each appearance...
























First!! Haha!! And why did she stop eating??
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I think she's still pretty, but these aren't the best pics of her. Maybe it's her blah outfit?
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She looks very shitty.
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Not as outstandingly pretty as she used to be. That said, she looks good though.
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She needs to do something about those eyebrows.
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these pics arent good but imo she is really pretty
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Shitty outfit, but I'd still rip it off her and fuck her senseless.
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She looks insanely skinny. I still think she's amazing looking, even with the bones.
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The chick looks tired and worn out. then again, she gets banged nightly by her boyfriend Chase and any other lucky dude who manages to penetrate her panties.
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Hm.. first time I noticed how long her neck is..
Her head is too big for her body, she looks like a lollipop.
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Is she suffering from lack of food?
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yeah she needs a serious eyebrow wax. her face is looking longer too.
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Still cute.
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There pictures look retouched. When you get skinnier, your face does not get longer. And the whole set looks bizarre. Either it's an extremely bad angle, or someone had a little fun stretching them.
Anyways, she still looks gorgeous. You can't take that away from her.
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why oh why do they have to stop eating!?!?
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her hair's great. and her eyebrows are fine.
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Feed Alba, then the Ethiopians.
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She looks great. She always dresses very casual for this event.
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who cares the kca is stupid anyway um who saw the ohio state game?
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still very nice...but god damn i wish women would stop losing weight like this. when i think of the old jessica with the sweet curves, these pics are just kinda sad.
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FUCK THIS PILE OF GUTERSNIPE SHIT. I SEE GIRLS WALKING ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH NO MAKEUP, NO TEAM OF STYLISTS, NOTHING, AND THEY LOOK MUCH BETTER THAN THIS SKELETON WITH ACNE AND AN ANNOYING 3 YEAR OLD FACE. DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA??? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW BITCHES
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MALKAVIAN I SEE YOU ON EVERY ALBATROSS POST, AT EGOTASTIC, IDLYITW, ASL, IT GOES ON. ARE YOU HER PERSONAL REP? OR ARE YOU HER STICKING UP FOR YOURSELF OR SOMETHING? I CAN SEE IT NOW.... MALKAVIAN ( AKA SLOBBA/SLOBBAS ASSISTANT/MOTHER/GAY ADMIRER )'S HOUSE IS FILLED WITH PICS OF SLOBBA, ON THE TV, ON THE FRIDGE, ON THE DOORS TO HER BEDROOM, IT ALL GOES ON LOL. SLOBBA COULD RUN OVER MALKAVIAN'S FIRST BORN AND SHE STILL WOULD BE LIKE, "JESSICA ALBA IS TALENTED! SHE IS SMART BECAUSE SHE KNEW MY INFANT WOULDNT BE AS COOL AS SHE IS! SHE BELONGS IN HARVARD AND SHES THE CUTE4ST THING, AND WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY AFTERWARD WHEN SHE THEN MURDERED MY MOTHER AND ATE HER BRAINS? I STILL LOVE HER! SHE HAS A TON OF PROJECTS IN THE WORKS!"
DUDE. LO-FUCKING L
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Have any of you guys been laid in the past 5 years?? What the f*ck is wrong with you snivelling snot-rags?? Have you no self respect?? Jessica Alba is a no-talent wannabee who is marketing that boney ass to the max. i heard that Derek Jeter threw this stupid bitch out of his apartment because of her attitude. Come on…give us all a fcking break. this sorry biatch is almost as over-rated as that other idiot lindsey lohan. jesus fucking christ. Sad. Real fcking SAD.
get a life, have you SEEN her lately???!!!! not my type, never will be, i like kat heigel, carmen electra– and as far as the comment : †i always get roles for the whore…..i cant see natile portman getting thse kind of scrips!â€
ok fug, hats because natalie portman was in STAR WARS!!! all YOU do, jesie , is crap on a dvd and call it a hit.
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haz mat, amen to that
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