Monica Cruz Taking Fashion Crack to a Whole New Ugly Level


These were snapped @ The Inquiry photocall in Spain.


What the hell are those things?! I don't know who's on crazier crack: The designer or Monica, who probably coughed up major dough to own that...that...thing.

I wonder if Monica got one of those plastic bags containing a couple extra gigantic buttons just incase she ends up losing one of them (hey, it's possible)?

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bitch looks like a lego piece

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 1:12am
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who let her out of the starship??

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 1:21am
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is she the cute one out of the cruz chihuahuas/sisters...?...she gots the right idea...put mirrors on your dress/body armor...the vets/photographers/snipers...will focus on the body...and not the face...

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 2:13am
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I'd bang this sexy Latina senseless.

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 2:21am
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loving the buttons. :)

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 5:37am
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those things deflect bullets
beautiful and utilitarian

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 8:33am
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bulletproof dress?

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 8:40am
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I'd fall asleep trying to unbutton all those.

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 8:45am
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She's cosplaying as the world's cutest cellphone.

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 9:20am
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Haha thanks...

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:58am
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HAHAH!! I loved that one, Sullen!!

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 9:21am
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UGLY MONICA. FUGLY MONICA. THE OUTFIT SUITS HER FINE.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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