The Bastardly Loves Tila Tequila's Management Team!
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Taking a line from Peter Griffin, you wanna know what really grinds my gears? Girls sending in pictures and getting their panties tied up in a bunch when reading negative comments disagreeing with their self-believed hotness; going as far to request pictures being taken down for fear of being disowned by their family. Folks, it's the Internet, I can't think of any chick that we've posted here that has unanimously been praised for being hotness personified. Not even the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio has been able to accomplish worldwide agreement of hotness. Let's face it, it'll never happen.
This leads me to Tila Tequila. Personally, I think she's pretty hot. I wouldn't bother posting pictures of her otherwise. Now, as you might recall, recently she was promoting her new single, "I Love U", and even took the time to film a quick video for The Bastardly answering several questions from our infamous Bastardly Mini-Questionnaire. Much appreciated from our end.
However, you might have noticed on other sites a blogad promoting her single, "I Love U". Now, would it make sense to the geniuses in marketing that a site like The Bastardly that is all about chicks, including Tila, would be ideal for placing an ad? I would think so because Tila does strike interest within our readership.
Here's what Moe found out. Apparently, Tila's team said they would've purchased a premium ad but were discouraged after we posted that video of her making a fool of herself. I guess her party got upset that everyone posted horrible comments about her. What did they expect? Only comments of praise and proclomations of Tila's hotness? Everyone's got an opinion and that's what we love about you readers.
Now honestly, in the end do I really care? No. Why the hell am I wasting your time and ranting on this shit? No reason, I'm just bored while creating this post of Tila in a red bikini. However, anyone who knows how blogs generate revenue is through ads and any ad helps to pay the bills behind the scenes to bring you meaningless crap and hot chicks everyday in addition to helping subsidize our ability to bring you travel reports from Buenos Aires.
Thanks again Tila Tequila and team! I'd love to run Tila through the complete Bastardly Interview process, see how her team likes that! Here again is Tila apparently making a fool of herself for The Bastardly!
How much you wanna bet she can shoot ping pong balls out her twat?
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You ass hole, Tila's english is good. You sloppy Americans are something else. God bless your infidelic souls.
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Wow! She's a bitch AND has some shitty implants!
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Stupid fake tits, ugly fucking tattoo (the type you'd see on some fat greasy cook), and her face reminds me of an E-tool (google that to see what I mean). She's probably been fucked by 5000 sailors and her cooch probably smells like fish oil.
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haha E-tool..big papi..u naughty bad man!!
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She has a cute face but those boobs look stupid. I'd sue that surgeon.
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They look like giant blisters.
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I dont find her attractive at all and the fake boobs make it even worse
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Jamie! This is your dad! Come home so I can bang your retarded ass hole!!
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I agree. Cute face but that's it. Completely overrated (probably only by her own self), and her name is really retarded.
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Bitch needs to get back in the kitchen.
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fugly...WAY over rated...she looks ridiculous, do you think her parents are proud?
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While I dislike Tila Tequila myself, the captions on the photos of her are racist and absurd. She may be a dumb bitch, but seriously? Seriously, lame.
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She's fugly. See Big Papi's explanation. I agree with everything he said.
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somehow the term: "two-dollar thai hooker" comes to mind.
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she's a bitch. I can't stand her. She could suck her tits and she'll still look like a pug sucking its own dick. I want her to die. If any guy would want to get in her pants they are most likely the guys w/ herpes all over their bodies. And finally, i hope her tits deflate and only wish the best STD's on this ass-faced gook
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Ummmmm I call dibs on seeing her stretch marks!!! A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you aint THAT sexy Tila.
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$2?!? Dude, do you have any idea how many Bhatt that is?
2.00 USD = 64.9666 THB
How many bhatt would tila run for?!
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Man...damn...I hate to say it, but she really reminded me of Anna Nicole Smith's fucked up, redneck cousin in this clip.
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She should change her name to Ralph.
'Cause that's what she makes me want to do.
Oooo, yeah, the ink really improves her looks, doesn't it?
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it's great to see that the bastardly always sides with the fans...even if it is taking money outta your pockets...this big tittied, gremlin needs a cranium reduction...
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This bitch is ugly!!! Boob job is a mess and she looks like a really cheap hoe!!!
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Lol~! I just watched a vid of her eating out some guys butt on porno tube! Haha Then I come here and here she is!!!
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Way too much ink.
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Just another stupid asian bitch with fake tits. BORING. She sucks at singing too.
The only thing she MAY be good at is porn. And that's a a *big* maybe.
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you people are racist! first of all i would like to state that "her being just another stupid asian bitch" is ignorant and obviously not well thought off. educated asians are actually smarter than their caucasian counterparts, its even ironic how most americans cant speak or spell right...you ask how i know? well from first hand experience
, im an english college professor and my wife happens to be a very intelligent research geneticist.....oh and shes asian! and all her asian friends are smart , well-mannered and well educated than most.
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If you're an English professor, I pity your students. Learn how to punctuate (& the proper use of majuscule), you ignorant fuck. As to "speak right" I can only assume you mean "speak properly." Of course, there are few standards which pertain to oral communication, so you're wrong on that count as well.
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Uh Tila can I have a toap coat too? shit.
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She is not pretty at all, she's fake and those stretch marks all over gotta go!
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Her tatoos are ridiculous, her bolt-on's look like.....bolt-on's, she's a stupid bitch but yet i'd fuck her!
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who cares about correct punctuation and the likes when you're just posting a comment on the web? oh and that doesnt mean that i dont talk like a normal person when im not working....when i say speak right you should damn well know what that means....i dont think i have to explain myself on that. or maybe you're really that stupid.
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Tila Tequila.. what a stupid name, perfect for a stupid talentless whore who is only known for taking her clothes off.. and she is not even good looking..
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Boobs should not be a reason why all girls should look attractive you dumbass mother fucking pieces of wigger shit =]
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WOW SOME MANY HATER n e way i would love to get to know her im sure she a good person seriouly people dont juged
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I've said it once I'll say it again... tiny little Asian man in drag. Anyone can have a good body, but her tv personality is severely lacking. Plus all she talks about is sex. Sex with women, sex with men, sex sex sex.
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I'm her biggest fan, yet I think she has no talent. Oh wait, I'm not a fan, I just want to fuck the shit out of her
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All of you are racist, pathetic crackers that need a life. Can you not find anything better to do than carp on people who have it way better than you? Here's some suggestions for you: how about you go out and tan your pale ass because honestly it's blinding everyone, go out and finally buy that male enlargement pill you've been meaning to get because God knows your little white dick is so small it's inverted. Just a couple suggestions. Leave people alone.
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stop talking crap about her!!! you people just don't understand how hard she works. try putting yourself in her shoes, do u know what she's been through? no!!! u don't. think about what your saying before u say it. she's not the best role model(thats 4 sure!) but shes following her dreams no matter how weird and gross they r! o yeah, i totaly 4 got. i heard shes not gay! shes staighter than a stick! no offence but, " lying gay-to-be-pay ... women!"
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Does her cooter smell like fish? You know about Asian women...funky
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Who in the hell would think she's good enough to be part of her "management team."
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
A year from now we'll barely remember who the hell she is.
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It's been two and a half years, and counting...
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I follow your posts for a long time and should tell you that your posts are always valuable to readers.
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