The Bastardly Morning Report by Victoria Silvstedt
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

- Hasbeen Jessica Simpson a Screamer...In Bed. [DLISTED]
- Carmen Electra is the Hottest Girl Ever [DEREKHAIL]
- Leo DiCaprio is in Vanity Fair Mag [VANITY FAIR]
- Winona Ryder on the set of “The Last Word†in Los Angeles [ICYDK]
- Justin Timberlake fed up with gossip magazines. Ya, and fuck you too, JT. [YAHOO]





















Mr Chubby would have no qualms at all spooging on that.
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Yes, I would lick that.
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She's got the total package, but she should lay off on the chemical peels. It will take it's toll in time.
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something slightly tranny-like about her...pass.
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PASS.
disgusting fake blonde bitch. gross.
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