Bastardly Lady of the Day - Miller



Miller writes:

Hi bastards, this is Miller here.


Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Kate Moss or Daria Werbowy. I'm attracted to anorexic crack whores.

Do you like your boobs?
They're fine, but I don't think they're my best feature.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Maybe. Some old geezers are pretty damn sexy.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrityto try get in your pants?
Some have said I look like Audrey Hepburn, only slightly more manic.

What makes you Bastardly?
I'm only about 50% insane, and I'm not a fatass.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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75 Scandalous Comments

Pretty face, but not sexy! I'd give you a 7

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:37pm
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ugly jew bitch...send in better pics

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:42pm
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EW ill give you a 5/10. body seems pretty good, face is nothing special, but you look kinda cracked out yourself, no suprise on kate moss.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:46pm
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CUTE!

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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She's ok...I kinda like her blonde friend in the 1st 2 pics...she looks like a porn star who's name I forget...

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:50pm
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A lovely young lady. Say hello to Mr Chubby.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:53pm
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She's really gorgeous in a couple of the close-ups. And I like her body. I think she's a 9! I don't like the photos on pages 1+2 though.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:55pm
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pretty

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:00pm
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i think she's hot. and she gets bonus marks for dissing fat people.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:11pm
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I´ve seen worse, the bitch looks acceptable but not quite bangable.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:16pm
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It is called concealer honey, use it along some Noxema and then we will talk

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:19pm
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I won't turn it down......but would turn it over and go for a rodeo ride!!!!

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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Gotta be the best Bastardly Lady ever. Thats not saying too much though.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:27pm
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not bad

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:31pm
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Aha! I remember now. The blonde looks like Jenteal.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:37pm
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Nothing special here....9 what are you insane....Average at best......

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 2:02pm
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Oh meant to say....You do have pretty eyes....At least in the first two pictures.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 2:04pm
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You are beautiful. The first picture on page 4 is incredible, you've got a great body.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 2:15pm
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best bastardly lady ever? are you blind? she's average on her very best day. and can we have just one decent picture of her face not on an angle or too far away? fail.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 2:23pm
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I think you are very pretty, but I am a bit put-off by you for some reason...anyway, you do have disproportionate big thighs. Normally I wouldn't point that out, but you made a special point of claiming not to be a "fat ass". I am bored already, sorry.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 2:25pm
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Solid six and a half. No more than that. Tall, big legged, mouthy, possibly obnoxious. At least no pictures of boy friend. Booty call potiential at 3:00 AM, but not earlier.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 2:37pm
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She cleans up quite nicely

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 3:14pm
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Wow! No wonder white women have such f'ed up body images. There is nothing thick on this girl at all. Her legs are skinny as hell! I can't believe anyone would even think that.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 3:20pm
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get some acne medication

attention whore.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 3:23pm
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You are stunningly gorgeous. Mere words do not do justice in describing how attractive you truly are. All of the haters are just jealous and angry that they have to go home to their ignorant, ugly 250 pounds heffers.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 3:27pm
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Oops. I forgot to add that you are very pretty.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 3:31pm
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#31 is obviously a fuck tard.

I would give this little skank at best a 5.

Yeah, you are an attention whore.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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I have to admit that she probably cleans up nice.....But Phil is trying to get some.
Just cause they're 250 pounds, don't make them ugly. No let us be Bastardly before we have our wives sit on you!

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 4:03pm
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Average.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 4:17pm
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man, some of you guys are mean and rude. she is a pretty girl that I would not kick out of my bed. ;)

Doesn't listen to them Miller! Do your thang!

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 4:48pm
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Her friend is hotter. By hotter I mean slightly less mediocre.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 5:21pm
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Miller, you don't have big thighs. nowhere close, they are slender. and you look very pretty in the close ups.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 5:47pm
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what is it with these bitches sending in their pouting pics?!? get those scars/pimples/birthmarks lasered off and do something with that adam sandler nose of yours.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 6:06pm
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jeez i dont think shes that ugly as you guys are saying! omg i think shes cute

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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Real, classy, model-esque. Would you be my girl?

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 7:23pm
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The Jew bitch is ugly.

On Pic 5 ..... The big-titty mama in the blue top is hot.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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Cute as hell. Best BLOTD in a good long time.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 8:54pm
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I likey. A real chick - someone you could meet at the bar. The fact she calls herself Miller tells me she likes to drink. And she looks like the kind of chick who you could take out to the local sports bar, and then bring home and bang from behind while she chowed down on her best friend. That's always cool.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 8:59pm
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FUG!

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 9:43pm
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Pretty girl, but she's no Audrey... not even a teeny, tiny bit.

Sorry, Audrey's untouchable.

le sigh...

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 10:19pm
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seems like she thinks that just because she's not fat, she's really really hot or something. i don't think those things necessarily come together! she just looks (and sounds) arrogant to me. 5/10.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 10:48pm
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Honey, my left toenail is hotter than you.

You seem to think that having a big nose and tiny eyes makes you gorgeous. Newsflash - it doesn't. Oh, and you have bad skin. And you're greasy. And you're arrogant. OH! And you're UGLY.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 11:06pm
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Yummy, yet if she calls herself 'Miller' hinting at a taste for 'beer' she will have to undergo some of my classes, learning about what actually may be called beer, and what not.

Miller!=beer

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 11:16pm
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Veddy...Veddy... Good!

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 11:47pm
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wow! some of you peeps are really exaggerating! She's certainly not ugly but certainly not stunningly gorgeous!
She's pretty.. and I bet she looks real hot in person.

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 3:08am
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She's not ugly, she's pretty with proportionate thighs (nothing big about them...everyones thighs looks big when they sit down)

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 4:10am
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girl im not a lesbo but i think your hot
your damn hot
u guys dont know what beautiful is
ju just dont wear 23787527939 tons of make up and trashy clothes::)
and girl i jus love the first pic on the 2 page
u go girl!!

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 4:31am
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Yet another over-egotistical , boring, bland, waste of web space. The zits would be fun for about five minutes, as playing connect the pus blotches can be slightly entertaining. The huge nose and cave-woman like brow are just repulsive. Plastic surgery is required here before this cunt can even be called average, much less pretty. And by the way...miller is it? You couldn't touch the looks of one hair on Audrey Hepburn's ass, and you need to start kicking anyone demented enough to lie to you that badly .....right in their useless cunts.

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 9:49am
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Your answers sucked. You look like a lot of those slutty bitches that I went to high school with. thumbs down.

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 1:29pm
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Audrey Hepburn...

First of all, you look NOTHING like the goddess that is Ms. Hepburn. Second of all, she was a lady, and you are an egotistical whore. I have nothing more to say. Ugh :(

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 2:54pm
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She looks good.......for an American........For god shake.What's your problem with the jews? Jesus was one of them...Remember?And also to all the Christians Orthodox:Have a good Easter!

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 4:32pm
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she is 15 years old. also hunter college high school kids are herbs

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 5:13pm
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ok! that's the way a bastardly lady should be, 8 for you and if you plan to came to italy gimme a ring, ok? lurv

Friday, April 6th, 2007 @ 7:29am
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I think you're a cute girl. You need to show your face more! Nice smile, all around cutie.

(don't listen to these jerkoffs who say you're just average/ugly etc etc.)

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 9:52pm
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you don`t look anything like audrey hepburn really..but your pretty

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 11:46am
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Nice face, nice body, nice.

And isn't a lying bitch saying she'll refuse the big bucks for a bang, good.

Modi

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 12:26pm
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I think you're pretty cute.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 @ 12:03am
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naturally cute and you seem like fun

Friday, August 31st, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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I like Miller's legs. I'd definitely do her.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 2:26am
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Well she's obviously very pretty!! She doesn't look like Audry Hepburn, though. And her personality is quite crappy.

Saturday, November 24th, 2007 @ 1:27am
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Lithe, long-legged, perty-faced, small-brested, too young, Pablo's type.

Monday, November 26th, 2007 @ 3:29am
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Jesus, which nasty crack-ho skank ARE you? Seems like every pic has at least two busted-teeth skinny bimbos in it.

Lemme teach you a new phrase: "photo editing software". That way, you can remove the sperm-swallowing slut that is NOT you from the pic, leaving the sperm-swallowing slut that IS you for us to ridicule and shame even more.

...

No, but seriously, you are kinda cute. You'd be amazing as a dark brunette.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:20pm
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7?! damn, man. someone's feeling nice today...

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:39pm
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She's cute, but tell me sweet thang how does not being a fat-ass make you bastardly???You have thick legs,does that make you un-bastardly. I think being bastardly is more a state of mind,but that's just me.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:55pm
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Ehh....not bad, but not all that either. Not fat, and those meaty thighs could take a good body slapping. Small tits but not trying to do anything stupid with them...another plus. Eyebrows haven't been fucked with...good. Could use some benzoyl peroxide, but nothing a good facial can't fix. I'd hit it if there wasn't anything better to do.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:12pm
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she's cute and sassy and seems fun. definitely bastardly. refreshing personality too.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:39pm
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You're not a fat ass, but your thighs are a bit thick for my taste.

You look about 12 years old, which would explain the acne. But your body is decent.

Wanky answers though.

body-7 out of 10
face-4 out of 10
answers- 3 out of 10

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 2:26pm
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Nice body, average face. Still, I'd hit it. The last photo, though, probably should have been left out.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 4:04pm
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She's hot. I'd bone'r

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 4:49pm
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Oh.. you're named after shitty beer. Try some Oxy on that pizza face.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 5:24pm
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no wonder she's attracted to anorexic crack whores, she looks like one.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 8:55pm
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I think she's cute. A lot better looking than some chicks that I know. Sure, she's average looking, but she's not bad. Not bad at all..

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 3:33am
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sorry you not ju

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 4:32am
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you don`t look anything like audrey hepburn really..but your pretty

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 11:46am
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she looks nice..............for a jew.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 12:39pm
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