Happy Super Sweet Sixteen Jamie-Lynn Spears!
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

If you recall from Monday's Jailbait Matchup between Emma Roberts and Jamie-Lynn Spears, Jamie's birthday was just a couple of days away and that oh so special day has arrived for the younger Ms. Spears!
But remember folks, she's only 16 years old today! Today marks the official 2 year countdown until Jamie-Lynn is legal in the US.

























Hope she turns out better than the other one.
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Although things have not been going well for her lately, big sis was smoking hot as a teenager. Jamie Lynn has neither the face nor the body that Britney had at that age.
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I'd pee in her Mom's butt!!!!
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I'll stick to Brittany, but thanks for askin tho...
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she's the pretty one . I really hope she doesn't become like her sister.
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She looks a bit better than Britney, but that´s the only positive thing I´ve got to say.
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I wonder which rehab she dreams of going to when she's ready.
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ACtually...She looks more like Carey Underwoods sister?
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She does look like Carrie Underwood's little sister.
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in some states, she is already legal
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In some places, she would already be a grandmother.
She looks 30 years old in that last picture.
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Mr Chubby wonders if she swallows?
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Deflower Jamie Lynn? That's a job for Cameron Federline, as long as he isn't prison:
http://dlisted.com/files/camfed.jpg
Sources from the set of Zoey 101 say she's hoplessly talentless, but there's no way that can be true.
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she's cute, but nutin' special in the looks department.
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Noooooooo PLEASE make it END before it BEGINS, I am willing to bet that she isn't a virgin.
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Actually, she's legal now where I live.... sweet! JLS FTW!
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She's prettier than Britney
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I would absolutely fuck the guts out of her. That girl is bang on!!
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in canda shes not jailbat. she is boneable just grab her after she crosses the border some time
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Oh god, she is horrible, she doesnt know how to dress, and yes you are right, at that age britney was hot, and her sister... well... she looks old, bad dressed, and kinda fat.
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I hope Jamie Lynn Spears has a great birthday, a 16th birthday eans a lot to a young girl, it shows life more clearer.I loved mine!!!
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS IS FAB!!
Luv yas xx becky xx
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jamie lynn is a slag and she is not pretty if you think she is you need some glasses
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let me tell u all something dont taking about my family we are not perfect we have our prombles so just stop would u
all my luv jamie lynn spears
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and i am not fat
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do you actuly want me to belive you am jamie lynn yeah whateva
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who's callen you fat,i'll beat the crap out that bitch for callen my future wife fat!!!!!!!!!lol.
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lisen up barbie she problay a lot hotter than you are ,you little bitch.& i thank you need glasses couse you cant see how hot she is.
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fuck you dick head she is not pretty you should have gone to spec savers
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Patrick stfu, your probably some little fatass middle schooler.
why don't you go masterbate to "your future wife" somemore.
and barbie i totally agree with you,Jamie lynn spears is ugly.
Just like her sister.
jamie cannot act and cannot sing.
her show should be cancelled.
its retarded,and a pathetic excuse for a show.
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Say whatever the fuck you want I'd still would love to lick her pussy and cum on her face
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You guys r fucked up!!!!!
I agree with Patrick...
luv yas xx becky xx
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i think she doesn't need to become her sister at all cuz she is prettier than britney and i wish the best of luck to her
if you're single put NO GIRLFRIEND or NO BOYFRIEND
and someone will message u saying 'i wanna go out with you'
but if you're taken, put TAKEN
and a miracle will happen tonight. and u will receive a text message/call from the one u like/love if u repost this
P.S. Do not ignore this -- you will regret it u will die in 50 secs so hurry up
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no boyfriend but loving being single
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wow she looks better then her slutty sister aka bitchy skank dats britney dats fo sure
duhhhh who doesent know dat
ya digggggggg
peace out love always sandy
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Why the fuss? What 16 year old Hollywood zoo bitch hasn't been screwed?
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I'd stick my tongue in her butt!
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I think barbie is twisted!!!
well gotta go
Luv yas xx becky xx
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oh shut up you ugly whore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Too bad that nice Mr. Eisner got fired. He had big plans for her. He was looking forward to teaching JLS how to play steamboat willie underneath Cinderella's Castle like he did Britney. She will reach rehab, before she reaches majority.
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