Kristin Cavallari Looks Like a Straight Up Upscale Prostitute
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Also, that dude's boardshorts are about to fall off.
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I'd pound her like a tent peg.
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He's so HOT! and she is too.. but he's really really hot..
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id fuck her ass
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She would get the gut beating of her life. I wanna slap the shit out of the dipshit with her and tell him to put some damn shoes on and wear his hat like a normal person.
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He looks like he'd be tasty under that shirt... I'd let him suck me while she watched. She's got nice legs, never see enough butt on these shots... bet she's got a tiny little fuck cushion back there.
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More captions please!
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I would slam that girl hard and shoot a hot load all over her ass while he watched tied to a chair...
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She got nice rack, needs to ditch that Beavis lookin' fool
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Is he that guy who used to do that tv show with Amanda Bynes, isn't he? Kristine got really thin, good for her.
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The Wigger (or "wegro" for the PC crowd), and the Ho. What a pair!
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Chubs.
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I'd slam the shit out of her.
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DAMMMMN she be lookin' fine. Who dat fool she be with? I smack that fool and take his place
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