Lauren Conrad vs. Audrina Patridge - The Hills Bastardly Matchup
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

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probably decent one night stands, but id have to kick them out the bed
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They both have really big heads.
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ive never seen such big headed jews in my life before, and ive seen many.
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Nasty little skanks. Mr Chubby can smell the yeast infections from here.
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Why does that one bitch have no lips?
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who in the shit are these chicks anyways? can they not publicly whore without one another??
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How the fuck do these girls have big heads? are you joking?
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Never heard of them, pretty fugly if you ask me
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God, WTF is up with Audrina's big ass head! It looks like it was photoshopped onto a smaller person's body. She needs to gain some weight.
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#7 are YOU joking? her head is totally out of proportion to her body.
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hey idiots the reason their heads look so ungodly huge is because the pictures are taken at an angle that is NOT eye level, they are both perfectly normal as far as proportions go
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Audrina is better! cuz what the hell is LC wearing?
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Audrina is beautiful. I can stare at her legs and feet all day.
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these pictures are not flaterring. they are taken at an angle that would make anyone's head look big.
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oops, i meant flattering*
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lauren's smile is so fucked up. Audrina is so hot but she is not beautiful in any way.
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Audrina Patridge FTW.
Audrina is by far the most beautiful of the two.
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Audrina all the way!
Love her tight, hot body! MMMMMMM good!
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