The Bastardly Would You? Venus Williams
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Here's a new category I'd like to try out. Now here at The Bastardly we have a standard of desirability that Moe and I try to adhere to when selecting ladies to post. In the majority of cases the responses are positive with comments not limited to "I'd pee in her butt."
Now it's all fine and dandy to say you'd want to do an attractive chick but what about those who aren't the most aesthetically pleasing but are rich? Does having money and being in the headlines make an otherwise less aesthetically pleasing female more desirable and do-able? Would you do women who fall in this category?
Today's case... Venus Williams. Professional tennis player with millions of dollars in career earnings and endorsements.
Mr Chubby is scared.
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I would rather die then having to bang a fugly bitch. I think most men are like this, in contrary to a lot of women who will do just about anything for some dough (= $).
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Men will fuck anything and you pigs know it : )
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sorry i dont do jews.
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Hitler, you´re not funny, shut the fuck up you piece of shit!
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I'd do her, even if she is a jew.
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rasheed, you're gay dude, its cool.
i guess id have sex with venus, even though she looks like a dude shes got nice titties and mad money, but i dont think id want many or any to find out.
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So you would have sex with a chick looking like a dude, and I´m gay? Stay the fuck of that crack cocain!
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I'd rather do Joan Rivers, in front of my family.
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I would, yes I would, and I'd do her so well, she'd walk my Care Bear ass around like the boy toy that I aspire to be!
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Joan Rivers is probably more of a Jew than this one.
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I would consider gayness seriously (not that there is something wrong with that).
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No one in the family is doable cause they all inherited 1/2 of there looks from there non handsome (ok FU) dad! ENOUGH!!!
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id tag that badonk any day of the week
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be afraid.........be very afraid.
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i think shes fuckin sexy.. mayb serena can tag? id PAY for that!
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I was surprised to see that Venus Williams was described as not aesthetically pleasing. What don't you like about her? She looks like living sculpture. Are you afraid of strong women?
I would find her attractive and desirable even if she had no money.
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This could just be the category destined to cause many a bastard to writhe uncomfortably in denial of their previously unacknowledged lust......
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@ Aja: Hell no, now why would I want to bang a fugly bitch?
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