Bastardly Hot or Not: Lauren Jones Bikini Pictures
Thursday, April 5th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
If you like what you see, be sure to check out Lauren Jones' official website and MySpace page.
From the Wikipedia:
Lauren Jones is an American film and television actress, magazine cover model, and famed bikini model. Jones, who is known for her versatility and character range, transforming from brassy comedy to moving pathos, is also an internationally recognized personality, having appeared in several high profile advertising campaigns and numerous men's magazines.
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Really? Hot or Not? You're not sure if she's hot? Well...as a man with a fully functional penis I can assure you she's hot. Sure, it's the plastic, blonde, fake tan kind of hot. But any man in his right mind would fuck her in a heart beat. Most guys would wilt if she even said hello to them.
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Not. Most assuredly not.
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Yech. Her makeup is absolutely awful. Put a different head on her body and she would be much hotter!
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Cute- not hot.
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a little thick. not bad.
dunno why any one would say NOT.
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Overly made-up skank. Still, I would hit it hard and repeatedly.
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In pic 3, her mouth looks like an anus.
Hot or not? NOT!!
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She is so hot, I would eat the sand stuck between her ass crack and toes.
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Hot... not one of you would so no to her if she was willing.
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What I would do to her on that beach, would be, to quote Theron, "potentially gritty, yet satisfying."
Wait, that's not quite right, is it?
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Definitely hot. All these amaginations models are very hot. The photographer is one of the best out there.
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not hot at all.
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That body screams hot.
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I could hump her...But never get together with her, never ever!!! How would I say? Cheap looking playboy-girl. Those girls give you a bad reputation, though who am I to speak about a person, who's character I don't know anything about. Ooops, I forgot this was moejackson.com, so who really gives a damn.
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well she is hot...but there are so many blonde, tanned, big breasted models, that if you are going to do it you need to be the best..and this is not. but yeh she is hot.
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Replacable. Next!
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somebody tell me!! has she done playboy???
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not cute! hot body, but her face is not pleasing to look at. i just wanna fix it
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Nothing we haven't seen before Jackson. Hot but mass produced.
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Lauren Jones is hot, nothing less, and a whole lot more. She is the total package and an insane, versatile talent. If you don't know this about her, you don't know her work very well, putting you as a less educated commentator. She is incredible and beautiful. You will see this when looking at a variety of her photos, not just the Bastardly hot blonde pics. They are portraying her in only one way. Anyone with real brains could figure that out, you ignorant losers. Based on fact, the definition of "hot" and the culmination of all of the above comments prove, weither for or against her, LAUREN JONES is clearly, by definition, written and thought up opinion, aesthetically speaking HOT based on definition. She is "Arousing intense interest, excitement, or controversy: a hot topic... Currently very popular or successful: one of the hottest young talents around... [possessing] Strong sexual attraction or desire. [Lauren Jones is one] To cause to increase in intensity or excitement. " Plain and simple. If you have a brain, you get this and will concur. If you are ignorant, which I suppose you must be, then you will fight my comment with high, violent opposition. You are all stupid. Lauren Jones is hot. And if you haven't figured out that about her... type in Lauren Jones supermodel and you will learn more. That is how you educate yourselves you slimy idots. Do you have to have everything spelled out for you?
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oh... and SULLEN GIRL... you are NOT hot... (if anyone is curious... see her comment above and click her link... she looks morbid and ugly)
oh well... haha
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not!
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Most assuredly, EXTREMELY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NEXT!!!
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I thinks "smater of the bunch" is some what right about you guys. ether you hate her cause she look FAKE. or you wish you can look like her. and i'm not sure if most of you all are GIRLS yourself.
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Mr Chubby would like to spend an hour with her discussing important issues of the day. Then he'd spooge on her belly.
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http://www.hotimportnights.com/talent/talent.asp?id=8293GXHWC41LF0RU0P43...
Further proof Lauren Jones is HOT... hot as hell... and beautiful, talented and very successful. She is a Barker's Beauty on CBS's The Price is Right.
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SERIOUSLY, CLEARLY, Unequivocly HOT AS HELL!! I GET A KICK OUT OF THOSE WHO SAY "NOT" BECAUSE IT IS MY BELEIF THAT THEY are in fact JEALOUS GIRLS POSTING RUDE COMMENTS posing as dudes AND JUST HATING BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE NOT LAUREN JONES. THAT IN ITSELF IS HILARIOUS. THIS GIRL IS HOT. People are stupid. It's like, there is HOT, and there is NOT, and this girl is HOT...
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she looks like a barbie but she is hot as hell!!
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