Mischa Barton Shapeless Legs Update: Yep. Still Shapeless

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Agreed. I don't care how badly shaped or full of cottage cheese those legs are, I still want a taste. I know its irrational, but explaining why I like Mischa is like explaining why a 1/3 of the country still likes Bush.

Friday, April 6th, 2007 @ 4:34pm
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all i'm saying is that the legs don't fit the bod.

it's puzzling.

Friday, April 6th, 2007 @ 4:37pm
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But if she wore some thigh-highs with 5" heels it would be all good!

Friday, April 6th, 2007 @ 4:40pm
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a disaster

Friday, April 6th, 2007 @ 5:15pm
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Hmmm.

Friday, April 6th, 2007 @ 5:29pm
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What #1 said.

Friday, April 6th, 2007 @ 7:11pm
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you guys are mad!!!!!! (just like the 1/3 that still likes Bush!!!)
this festy chick has KANKLES for the love of god!!!! her whole vibe oozes of smelly muff and skidmarks on her thong! she looks sickly, pale and boring with a chest as flat as her Keds and hips as wide as a fat bitch.....except shes stretched out to look warped and unshapely

why do we hardly ever see her in pants??? its cos her cellulite would eat it up!!!

Friday, April 6th, 2007 @ 9:30pm
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I love Mischa and dream of rubbing and licking her legs!

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 6:29am
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i agree with bilbo and bob i would be on her in a heartbeat and i can't really expain it. normaly i hate skinny chicks like this..

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 7:38am
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I would be like fucking a sack of wrenches filled with tapioca pudding.

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 9:13am
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I think she's hot, but it's more about her face than her legs. She has a beautiful fce and a cute smile, and I think that's more important than perfect legs.

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 11:30am
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SHE'S shapeless!! Mischa is shapeless.
She has big head, flat face, chest and butt and finaly her calfs are as "fat" as her thighs.
Maybe she has "it", but it's definitely not her body.

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 11:59am
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What's a flat face? I don't get it. I think she's adorable. I'm not sure if she really is shapeless, or it's the awful clothes she wears.
Maybe I'll agree with salamanca, she has it, but it's not really because of her body.

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 12:15pm
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Her ass looks like two dueling Glad bags filled with ricotta cheese.

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 4:10pm
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i cannot believe how much her legs actually irritate the SHIT outta me. AAAAAAAAAAAhhhh

Sunday, April 8th, 2007 @ 10:22am
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This girl is cute, you guys who say she's not are not even in her league! (I bet your girlfriends/wives are infinitely less sexy).

Monday, April 9th, 2007 @ 11:00am
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aw man, what ashame.
if she would just get down to the gym and tone up those legs she would look amazing.
she's got the face of a hottie so why not the legs?

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 11:13am
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*face, sorry.

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 11:30am
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