Nipple-Queen Nicola T Needs to Wear a Bra to Movie Premieres
Saturday, April 7th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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These were taken @ the Talladega Nights, London Premiere.Have fun w/ these & remember, some of these babies fall into that NSFW category (unless of course you work in a whore house or do tech support @ a strip joint). Also, for those of you who want to learn more about Nicola T, please head to her website as I'm sure she's a hard working woman trying to make a living. Unfortunately, there's no bio on her site---actually you can't view anything on there unless you sign up (which kind of sucks). Nicola, where's the love?
Also, what does the T in Nicola T stand for? Any guesses?
WTF is that on her right toe? (pics. 1 & 10)
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i was just about to ask the same thing about her toe.. LOL that sucks to have a dirty toe on the red carpet!
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The chick is so-so, but her dress... yeah, that's the way we like it!
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Nice.......Borat style
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Love pic 4. Nothing says sexy like nasal hair and a huge armpit.
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Ok, where to start? Nice body, but: Dirty toe, shoes look too small, her left front tooth is twice the size of her right front tooth (look at 1st pic), and the moles make me want to barf...
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would it not have been easier for her to just go naked and you know moles and all (warts and all) ...lol
fugly, she doesn't have it and should not wear dresses like this.
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the tits are pretty sweet...everything else?....not so much.
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Indeed.
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Nice tits, but as usual, the fuck face ruins it all.
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BESIDES JESSICA ALBA, JENNIFER LOPEZ, RACHAEL LEE COOK, CAMERON DIAZ, SELMA HYACK, HILARY DUFF, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, PENELOPE CRUZ AND ALL THE OTHER NO-TALENT MEXICANS IN HOLLYWOOD WHO ACT LIKE THEY JUST WALKED OFF ONE OF THOSE MEXICAN "NOVELLA" SOAP OPERA'S, SHE IS ABSOLUTELY, UNQUESTIONABLY, HANDS DOWN ONE OF "THE" SKANKIEST, UGLIEST, PORNIEST, SLUTIEST, TRASHIEST, MOST ILL-PROPORTIONED LOOKING CREATURES WALKING AROUND IN HOLLYWOOD. I CAN ONLY ASSUME SHE'S IN HOLLYWOOD, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS OR HOW SHE WAS ABLE TO GET BEHIND THE CAMERA LENS OF THIS IDIOT??. WHO IS THIS VILE LOOKING CREATURE AND WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVEN DARE TAKE A PICTURE OF HER, WAISTING PERFECTLY GOOD FILM????. THIS GIRL IS A LIVING, WALKING, BREATHING NIGHTMARE, WHO IS IN DIRE, DIRE NEED OF A SKILLED PLASTIC SURGEON. I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS, BUT SHE EVEN TRUMPS TORI SPELLING!. SHE NEEDS TO CRAWL BACK UNDER HER ROCK. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HOLLYWOOD THESE DAYS FOR PETE'S SAKE. WHERE ARE ALL THESE SKANKY LOOKING GIRLS COMING FROM AND WHY IS ANYONE GIVING THEM THE TIME OF DAY??. I HAVE NOTICED THAT THERE ARE A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT-UGLY GIRLS ON TV SHOWS, MOVIES, VIDEO'S AND IN ALL THE RAG TABLOID MAGAZINES THESE DAYS, WHY??. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE UGLY GUTTER TRASH PEOPLE!!. THIS IS NOT THE GLAMOUS, CLASSY AND ELEGANT HOLLYWOOD THAT ONCE WAS. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?? I HAVE BEEN WATCHING TV, MOVIES, ETC, FOR 40 YEARS NOW AND I CAN'T BELEIVE WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING. I DON'T KNOW HOW THESE TV AND MOVIE COMPANIES ARE STAYING AFLOAT BECAUSE DURING THE LAST 5 OR 6 YEARS I HAVE PURCHASED MAYBE 2 OR 3 MOVIE TICKETS, AND THE REASON IS BECAUSE I JUST CANNOT STAND ANY OF THE TV OR MOVIES THAT HAVE BEEN, AND ARE CURRENTLY BEING MADE UNITED STATES. HOWEVER, I HAVE SEEN ALMOST EVERY MOVIE TO COME OUT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM, FRANCE, GERMANY, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, ICELAND, IRELAND AND THE NEATHERLANDS, AND HAVE YET TO BE DISAPPOINTED. AS FOR TV? FORGET ABOUT IT!!. I STICK TO DIRECTV ALL THE WAY BABY. I ONLY WATCH TV SO I CAN SEE QUALITY SHOWS LIKE A&E, BRAVO, ANIMAL PLANET, DISCOVERY, HGTV AND THE HISTORY AND SCIENCE CHANNEL. I ABSOLUTELY HATE REGULAR/LOCAL TV CHANNELS AND HAVE A HARD TIME BELEIVING ANYONE ELSE WATCHES THEM EITHER, BECAUSE THE SHOWS ON TV TODAY SHOULD BE A CRIME. THEY ARE VILE!
HOLLYWOOD IS IN THE GUTTER ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE TRASH
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this outfit is chic back in th' woods at okeechobe, fl. BTW whats with that mole? aren't moles like that cancerous?
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Seriously, you should brownbag her! She is a qualified butta
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Just found out she's one of many 'page three girls' featured in a daily national newspaper in the UK.
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LMAO @ bj, I feel your pain when it comes to fugly hoes in Hollwood/showbiz!
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Girlfriend needs to get herself to a dermatologist, stat.
Stat means now!
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..as stated earlier, perfect Jizz candidate, I would do her sweatlessly.
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ker-rist! why do these friggin' women bother to wear anything at all? and if anything...she needs to get some friggin' shoes that fit so her mutant toe won't drag on the ground!!!!
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WOW - some chicks know how to dress for success
Guess what I'd never say to her
1 - Babe you are hot
2 - excuse me, your tit is hanging out
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She has a horse face. Get a bag.
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Try some decaf ;-}
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Its frostbite on her toe... hahaha.
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She's fug. You can see the double sided tape in pic 1 on her left boob and the mole is freakn' giant. In the words of Austin Powers.....mooooooooooolllleeeeeeeeee
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is her not having her ugly tits fall out all over the place legal?
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Actually, I revised my opinion. She looks okay. In a different, classier outfit, she would probably look a lot better.
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@ samejima, I agree, the mole is quite disturbing.
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Nice tits, but that's all
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Last picture is really funny. She is trying to hold her "dress" so her boobies won't fall out.
Anyway, what does she do for a living?
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man this girl is a hoochie ...........been with many footballers........
great body though.........
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Wow, someone needs to get her a referral to a dermatologist STAT.
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Just saw these pics today. Wow, she was nice looking then and had a nice body. Nice nips too.
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im a sucker for boobs, I let so much slide if she has nice breast =)
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This slut is what "Great" Britain is all about. That's used and abused goods.
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omg what a fucking monster
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Incredibly ugly woman, she has to have her tits out otherwise no one would take a look at her, fucking ugly.
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You hit that one on the head, Lenquida! ;)
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LOL your right Leni.
Nicola knows her market, quick flashes of tit, and all else is forgiven.
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A useless British whore who isn't really good for anything.
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Queen Nipple.
I like that.
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why is this suddenly popular? cause shes on big bro right lol
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She kinda looks like that girl that played Punky Brewster
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Sorry I dont see any resembalance to Soleil Moon Frye.
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i kinda do. you're outnumbered fallen
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well then I'll just circle up the wagons!!
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all those moles make me wanna vomit
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