Bastardly Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan walks by Lily Pons' Hollywood Star!
Monday, April 9th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

If you don't know who Lily Pons is, now you know... from the Wikipedia:
Lily Pons (April 12, 1898 – February 13, 1976) was a French-born U.S. coloratura soprano.
Born Alice Joséphine Pons in Draguignan near Cannes, Pons first studied piano at the Paris Conservatory, winning First Prize at the age of 15. During World War I, she played piano and sang for soldiers in Paris hospitals. She also sang at receptions in Cannes. In 1925, encouraged by soprano Dyna Beumer, she started taking singing lessons from Alberti de Gorostiaga in Paris.
She successfully made her operatic debut in the role of Léo Delibes' Lakmé at Mulhouse in 1928 and went on to sing several coloratura roles in French provincial opera houses.
























not an attractive woman. blech.
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Lindsay-Fugly-Lohan shouldn't even be allowed to pass near that star...
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I wouldn't say she was fugly, not at all. She may have an unfortunate lifestly, be spoiled and be p*ss*ng away any talent that she may posess, but fugly? No.
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something looks off here...she looks like shes trying to slowly morph into a cute blonde girl and that just couldnt happen..so yea i def think she got a nose job.
wait now that i look at her even more..the grungy ill fitting outfit and long blonde hair and buttony nose and plumped lips.. i think shes jealous of the olsen twins and and wants to become the third twin yea thats definitely it! wasnt she angry at them about some boyfriend or something?
now i dont have a psychology degree but i think i might be on to something here
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