Bastardly Hasbeen Rating: Kirstie Alley @ "Wild Hogs" Premiere
Monday, April 9th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
- Annoying Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Jessica Alba in Her Underwear [Egotastic!]
- Brandon Davis is still fat [Celebslam]
- I Guess Elisha Cuthbert Likes The Rangers [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Paris Hilton's Ass [Drunken Stepfather]
- Fat Friday no more [The Bastardly Society]
- Kirsten Dunst got dumped for an old girlfriend [Cele|bitchy]
- BREAKING! Kiki Dunst Wants Everyone To Grab a Joint! [Dlisted]
- Better than rising from the dead for Easter Dinner [Fatback and Collards]
- K-Fed Passes Out Fake Money [Yeeeah!]
- Stars Eating Grub [CityRag]
- Britney Spears Ex: Britney got me the furthest [Hollywood Rag]
- Don Imus Loves Black People [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Paris Hilton Upskirt / Ass Pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Kirsten Dunst and that guy are over [The Blemish]
- Marvel Comics Parade Float [Popoholic]
- Magali Montoro Lookin' Good! [Horny Oyster]
- Why I Have A Man-Crush On Kevin James, By J. Harvey [A Socialite's Life]
- Juiciness: Eugenia Silva [Double Viking]
- Friedrich Engels Tries To Get Laid [CollegeHumor]
- And today's hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Her hands are ugly!
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Terrible and frightening!
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Nice hands. I bet her punanni looks like a package of shaved ham.
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I bet some warm protein enhanced moisturizer could help out those hands!
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I bet her poon looks like scrambled eggs with ketchup (Nixon style.) I further bet that that there's still some coke from the 80's left in her shriveled flaps.
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"It puts the lotion in the basket."
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Hasbeen is right. What a shame, she used to be so hot.
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I'd still give it to her...
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yeah, the hands are gross, but damn the woman is over 50 years old! Look at how pretty her face still is...seriously
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If she would hide her handsout of my sight, then I would nail; her from the back...... :)
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Tell the host from the Creepshow we found his hand.... - Screwyou
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Man,I need to stay awake tonight or Freddy...er,Kristie Ally might suffocate me with those hands as I sleep.
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She is nearly sixty I think. She's a pair of opera gloves away from looking nice.
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Should women just all commit suicide at age 35? Give her a break....
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ugly scientologist bitch who likes big macs a little too much.
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1st: Make her wear some velvet gloves
2nd: Have sex with her, given her age should know quite a lot of tricks while she's still not bad looking.
Modi
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GUH! Her HANDS are HORRIBLE. Is it possble to get a "hand-lift?" I mean, she still looks good for her age - but her hands look like they are made out of turkey neck!
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Why does she always look like she's sniffing shit?
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I never thought she was pretty. Her nose is in a constant flare.
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How does anyone manage to stretch a couple of years of hotness in the 80's in to a career?
Curse her lucky/flabby arse.
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