Bastardly Morning Report by Jenna Haze's Mystery Drink
Monday, April 9th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
- ASSlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Cozy Up [POPSUGAR]
- Charlotte Church Showing a baby whale bump [DLISTED]
- Looks like the editor of The Grumpiest is either a Rice Chaser or a Rice Boy. Grab your chopsticks & sample some Chisato Morishita [THE GRUMPIEST]
- 20 Coolest Cameos [PREMIERE MAG]
- Nick Cage is Dr. Fu Manchu in one of the Grindhouse's kickass trailers [FEMALE FIRST]
OMG! This has to be one of the ugliest women I have ever seen! WTF? She is famous for what? (She kinda reminds me of Tippy the Turtle)
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Tori Spelling-esque.
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Dear Christine, she is a pornstar.... not a good picture, she does look much better usually.
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Yea, this chick is actually pretty hot. Do some google searches and you will discover just how hot AND nasty she can be. THis chick is into some good shit.
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She's a pornstar...and likes to take "it" up in the a**. Kind of simple looking. Not my favourite.
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Ugly? She looks like the average white woman on the street.
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I saw her take up the a$$ then put it in her mouth. Crazy. But hot.
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Did some research and while not super hot, she does look kinda cute: I´d bang this ho.
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nothing really special i checked out her site and could barely see her with all the shlongs in her face anyway.
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She's a PYT that takes it everywhere, and is kind enough to let us watch on DVD. What's not to like?
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Peace people
We love you
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I AM GOING TO GO SEE HER IN S.F. BABY! AND JUST FOR THE RECORD? SHE'S THE HOTTEST THING SINCE SIN! SHE'S BUILT IKE A BOMBSHELL, ISN'T COVERED WITH A BUNCH OF UGLY ASS TATTOOES THATB TAKE AWAY FROM YOUR GOOD LOOKS ETC. AND BESIDES,..LIKE SHE REALLY COULD GIVE A RATS ASS IF YOU DON'YT LIKE WHAT SHE DOES OR HIW MSHE LOOKS, BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS, EVERY RED BLOODED MAN WITH A HARD ONE,..WOULD LEAVE HIS OLD LDY TO SMELL HER ASS! LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE,..YOU NEVER SEE HER SAYING SHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE SHE'S GROOVY WITH HER OWN SELF AND "YOU" GUYS AIN'T!REMEMBER,..THE ONLY REASON YOU BELIEVE YOUR DADDY WAS YOUR REAL DADDY?,..WAS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOMMA TOLD YOU! THINK ABOUT IT! AND,..HAVE A NICE DAY!
LOVE YA JENNA! SIN-cerely, THE 'ZODIAC' KILLER!
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