Anna NicWhore Smith's Baby-Daddy News Coming Today!
Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Ok, the Anna Nicole bs is going to climax today. Thank the Lord.
What are people around the net saying?
The DNA test for Anna Nicole Smith's baby will be out soon... Get ready with your bets, Ladies and Gentlemen [Addictive Epicurean]
I admit it. I can't wait for the DNA results today. All I can say is that baby does NOT look Jewish!
Wouldn't it be a trip if the daddy was Larry King?! [Mrs. Mogul]
Meanwhile, Stern has hired a lawyer who said Monday he may sue any media outlets Stern thinks are implicating him in the overdose deaths of Smith and her son Daniel.
"The nightly television, tabloid and Internet trial of Mr. Stern in the court of public opinion based on sensational lies, speculation, rumor and gossip is over," Atlanta attorney Lin Wood said in a statement, according to the Associated Press. [People]
nobody gives a shit (except for the guy who has to be child support) as this kid has a 100% chance of becoming a meth-addicted, redneck stripper with gonorrhea.
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I don't care, but betting is always fun!
I got Larry Birkhead or whatever his name is......#4.
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Me too. Larry Birkhead FTW!
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I dont even believe Howard Stern had sex with Anna-Nicole. Im actually willing to bet that he never even touched it. Thats why he already said he wont contest the results, because there is zero percent chance that he's the father. He was too obsessed with Anna to be hittin that. My money's on Birkhead.
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the real father is........................................................................................sanjaya.
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