OH MY GOD!! LOOKY HERE! LARRY BIRKHEAD IS THE FATHER! R.I.P ANNA!!
Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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This is a scheduled post to run @ 2:30 (at which time the're supposed to release the baby-daddy information), so don't take our word for it.
BUT, come on now, odds are pretty good that Larry Birkhead is the Baby-Daddy. Damn him.
UPDATE: Upon learning that he won the baby-daddy lottery, Birkhead said, "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon." [Yahoo!]
I believe it so too!
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what a shock.. he IS the father. yay
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Now we have to suffer through that horrible fat big of a mother Virgie as she tries to mount an attempt at custody. What possible leg could she stand on? God the American justice system is all about lawyers and money.
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together they will rule the galaxy
as father and daughter
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So the Stern bird has been seriously lying his arse off then afterall.
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Shit's all a shame since it's all about the money and not the baby.
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She slept with Jay Mohr? LOL!
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dude she slept w/ pretty much all of her friends who had a penis---except that gay designer dude.
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She probably got the designer dude drunk too.....I'm just pointing out that Larry Birkhead looks an awful lot like Jay Mohr.
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Birkhead is hot i would definitely do him!
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He seems like such a nice guy. Good for him!
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he's a rich, nice guy!
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can't help it...i am on team larry...he wanted to see that baby before anna died, he didn't just crawl out of the woodwork.
LOL @ Eduardo! He does look like Jay Mohr...
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I think this is the first time in celebrity history where each man ACTUALLY WANTED to be the father rather than deny it. Lol.
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Poor Howie's going to have to actually go back to work now. Who's going to trust that lying sack of shit as a lawyer? At least he has good hookups for a quality prescription high.
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Why didn't anyone try to help poor Anna Nicole? Howard ( aside from that evil creepy Doctor woman) contributed to her death. Probably liked her in a narcotic haze so he could brainwash her.
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I thought it was him from the moment he came out. I don't know why.
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Anna Nicole Smith was trash! She married an 80 something to 90 year old BILLIONAIR for his money. She said "He loved my boobs and I loved his money." That money should be put in a trust fund for the baby at 18 and no one else touches it. I am glad shes dead and wish they would let her rot in misery. My only regret is that I threw away her centerfold issue of Playboy, it would be worth money now.
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that's what happens when you add half a billion to the mix.
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