Bastardly Breaking News!! Mischa Barton Goes Through Airport Security @ LAX!
Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Isn't social terrorism some sort of crime?!
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- Mischa Barton @ In Style & Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party
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- Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton's Younger Siter Hania Barton Also on Fashion Crack!!
- The Mischa Barton Blowjob Photo Shoot Sessions
- The Bastardly Minute With... Mischa Barton in B&W
























I still don't get it. WHY is she famous? She cannot act, she has problems dressing, and to top it off, SHE IS seriously FUGLY! How can a person be that skinny and still have cellulite? Not understanding. Could someone please explain her attraction?
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I think they got a tip she was trying to illegally smuggle in imported Italian Riccotta....Turns out it was just to sacks of cottage cheese....No harm done.
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if you're somewhat cute & can manage to blow the right people in hollywood, you can do pretty much anything.
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Maybe she'll do us all a favor and blow herself up.
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She must suck a mean dick. There's no other possible explanation.
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i said it before..i would jump on her in a second and xenu help me i just can't expain it, kinda like the success of dancing with the stars.
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If I were security, I would strip search her and perform a full cavity search on her.
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