Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton eats Pinkberry frozen yogurt!
Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Err.... dumb whore, I think someone's not going to be happy with their frozen yogurt after it's been turned upside down in the bag?!?!? I guess since it is frozen yogurt then her chunky friend doesn't feel as guilty for indulging!??! Not that there's anything wrong with being fat... be on the lookout for this week's edition of Bastardly Fat Friday!
























Hey, it's abbot and costello!
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The one in the bag's for Nikky. It was dropped in an ashtray on the way out.
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hehe...i love the bastardly dumb bitch cam...i bet louie anderson here is sniffing her panties and jacking off when she isn't around...lol
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Isn't that the guy who had all that coke smeared all over himself???
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That's probably her caramel covered Valtrex that spilled in the bag.
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