Brooke Shields has a Very Manly Body



These were taken @ some Saks Fifth Avenue spring luncheon

Can someone please explain how this can happen? We've covered this once before.

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Good god. Paper or plastic mam?

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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she's ripping poor old Nancy Regan's arm off

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 4:29pm
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She'll take you two out of three falls.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 4:39pm
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I can see why you'd be upset, boyish bodies are more the norm 'round here.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 4:56pm
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MMMMMMaaaannnnnllllyyyyy.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 5:08pm
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Jesus~~ it is a man!!!\

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 5:14pm
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Wow, no amount of makeup is going to fix this.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 5:20pm
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Is that Ray Liotta?

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 5:28pm
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I´m a girl and I love Brooke Shields, she is gorgeous, her face has the most perfect angles ever. She´s my ultimate sex symbol since I was three years old.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 6:05pm
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I'm scared to death.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 6:25pm
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Hilarious how you people are disgusted when a woman has the body of a man, but you're turned on when a woman looks like a 13-year-old boy.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 6:41pm
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Woahhh...look at that man neck, and those man arms. Holy crap! It's even more intimidating cos she's so tall. She's gotta be on steroids or something. That shit aint natural.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 6:45pm
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Wisdom, judging by the majority of the 'bastardly' guys on the site, most of them get off on a curvy body and tend to criticize those who are too flat and skinny. It's the fashion world that is to blame for the child like bodies that apparently is supposed to represent beauty.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 6:48pm
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this chick never,ever got me goin'...even when i was 14 and could get horny watching paint dry.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 6:52pm
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LOL at the Ray Liotta comment!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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Seriously, that has to be a man, i mean i've seen post-op trannies that look more like women. That is nuts. I actually thought this was a joke and it was a man who looked like her lol

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 7:17pm
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The William's sisters finally have some competition for female man of the year. Yikes.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 7:29pm
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it's superman!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 7:42pm
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shave that head and add a handle bar mustache...

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 8:15pm
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Forget Brooke. I'm ready to give Nancy Reagan the Reverse Cambodian Creamsicle.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 9:19pm
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Looks about the same as Wisemans & Big Papi's greasy, hench mothers. Arnie in lipstick & a wig looking mufuckas. If you dared to peel away either of there moms drawers, you'd find stinking, stale tuna fish rotting down there.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 11:51pm
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That's not Brooke Shields, that's that dude Katerina Witt. Get it right!!!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 12:09am
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she was a beautiful teenager, (remember The Blue Lagoon, she was truly STUNNING and she was like 14/15) nobody can take that away from her. she has not aged well however, kind of like Prince William, he was so hot when he was a teenager, now not so much, he is still cute, but not near as handsome as he was in his mid-to-late teens.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 9:12am
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she probably works out instead of starving herself :> and i guess you don't like that? not boyish enough for you ? can't see anything wrong with her, except that the dress and hair isn't very flattering.. she still looks good for her age :)

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 9:35am
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IS she flexing in most of those pics? Like, some chicks stick out their asses and pout, but I guess Brooke didn't get that memo...not that it really would have helped, but still...

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 9:40am
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She was hot.....like a couple decades ago....

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 11:16am
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Excuse me? You call those guns? Jesus , any man thinks her biceps are big is a limp dick. Sheesh.
These are guns, asshole.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/8583#comments

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 1:06pm
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I always thought she was ugly

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 4:49pm
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This, my friends, is a perfect example of the correct use of the term "tranny"

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 5:52pm
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She is very beautiful.

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 9:17pm
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What makes it worse is that the dress is completely wrong for her figure. If she had a better outfit on I bet she'd actually look a lot less manly. She can't help what God gave her but there are ways to work with it. She has never tweezed her eyebrows, it could give her a more feminine look and her hair doesn't look good like that either. Just not an overall good choice of anything that particular day.

Saturday, May 12th, 2007 @ 10:24am
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has tom cruise seen these pix before he started talking shit about her?

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 4:02pm
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people are stranger

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007 @ 8:22pm
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DELUSIONAL PEOPLE??!

Of COURSE, she looks like a MAN!! Are you freaking kidding me?? Look at her knees, even, holy crap on a stick!

DID YOU JUST NOT LOOK AT THOSE PICTURES AT ALL??

THIS AINT THE BLUE LAGOON, PEOPLE. She USED to be pretty, but now she's Rocky Balboa.

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 @ 10:02am
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