Brooke Shields has a Very Manly Body
Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were taken @ some Saks Fifth Avenue spring luncheon
Can someone please explain how this can happen? We've covered this once before.






















Good god. Paper or plastic mam?
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she's ripping poor old Nancy Regan's arm off
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She'll take you two out of three falls.
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I can see why you'd be upset, boyish bodies are more the norm 'round here.
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MMMMMMaaaannnnnllllyyyyy.
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Jesus~~ it is a man!!!\
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Wow, no amount of makeup is going to fix this.
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Is that Ray Liotta?
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I´m a girl and I love Brooke Shields, she is gorgeous, her face has the most perfect angles ever. She´s my ultimate sex symbol since I was three years old.
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I'm scared to death.
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Hilarious how you people are disgusted when a woman has the body of a man, but you're turned on when a woman looks like a 13-year-old boy.
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Woahhh...look at that man neck, and those man arms. Holy crap! It's even more intimidating cos she's so tall. She's gotta be on steroids or something. That shit aint natural.
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Wisdom, judging by the majority of the 'bastardly' guys on the site, most of them get off on a curvy body and tend to criticize those who are too flat and skinny. It's the fashion world that is to blame for the child like bodies that apparently is supposed to represent beauty.
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this chick never,ever got me goin'...even when i was 14 and could get horny watching paint dry.
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LOL at the Ray Liotta comment!
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Seriously, that has to be a man, i mean i've seen post-op trannies that look more like women. That is nuts. I actually thought this was a joke and it was a man who looked like her lol
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The William's sisters finally have some competition for female man of the year. Yikes.
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it's superman!
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shave that head and add a handle bar mustache...
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Forget Brooke. I'm ready to give Nancy Reagan the Reverse Cambodian Creamsicle.
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Looks about the same as Wisemans & Big Papi's greasy, hench mothers. Arnie in lipstick & a wig looking mufuckas. If you dared to peel away either of there moms drawers, you'd find stinking, stale tuna fish rotting down there.
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That's not Brooke Shields, that's that dude Katerina Witt. Get it right!!!
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she was a beautiful teenager, (remember The Blue Lagoon, she was truly STUNNING and she was like 14/15) nobody can take that away from her. she has not aged well however, kind of like Prince William, he was so hot when he was a teenager, now not so much, he is still cute, but not near as handsome as he was in his mid-to-late teens.
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she probably works out instead of starving herself :> and i guess you don't like that? not boyish enough for you ? can't see anything wrong with her, except that the dress and hair isn't very flattering.. she still looks good for her age :)
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IS she flexing in most of those pics? Like, some chicks stick out their asses and pout, but I guess Brooke didn't get that memo...not that it really would have helped, but still...
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She was hot.....like a couple decades ago....
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Excuse me? You call those guns? Jesus , any man thinks her biceps are big is a limp dick. Sheesh.
These are guns, asshole.
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I always thought she was ugly
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This, my friends, is a perfect example of the correct use of the term "tranny"
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She is very beautiful.
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What makes it worse is that the dress is completely wrong for her figure. If she had a better outfit on I bet she'd actually look a lot less manly. She can't help what God gave her but there are ways to work with it. She has never tweezed her eyebrows, it could give her a more feminine look and her hair doesn't look good like that either. Just not an overall good choice of anything that particular day.
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has tom cruise seen these pix before he started talking shit about her?
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people are stranger
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DELUSIONAL PEOPLE??!
Of COURSE, she looks like a MAN!! Are you freaking kidding me?? Look at her knees, even, holy crap on a stick!
DID YOU JUST NOT LOOK AT THOSE PICTURES AT ALL??
THIS AINT THE BLUE LAGOON, PEOPLE. She USED to be pretty, but now she's Rocky Balboa.
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"That's a MAN, baby!" Face looks like a bad PRE-op tranny who's not even trying and even the body is manly. She was stunning in her youth, but COME ON! You gotta be blind not to see the new tranny Brooke! And Molly Sims too!
What is it with models looking manly anyway? I know the angular, symmetrical lines are supposed to be attractive, but there are plenty who have those attributes and still look plenty girly and cute.
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Oh and let's not forget the man shoulders, big man frame, man arms and last, but not least, MAN HANDS (remember the giant She-John in Deuce Bigalow ("That's a big bitch!")? or one of Seinfeld's dates?). She could be the Poster Man for steroid abuse!
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