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god damn. this woman is literally ageless.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 8:45am
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World's most perfect body. Anyone who dares to argue with me is an idiot!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 8:49am
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i agree, she does have a great body...

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 8:52am
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Maaaaan! I can't beleive how Westley could have boxe her ass! He must have been some king of mad-angry-crazy-homo (not that there is anything wrong with that...)!!!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 8:54am
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Just talked with Don Imus. Even he thinks she's hot.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 9:19am
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Now that's an impressive photo shoot.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 9:51am
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I would love to give this fine piece of ass my beautiful pearl necklace that I make myself.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 9:54am
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Granted, that's an amazing body.

BUT... that face is borderline brownbag material.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 10:37am
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hot but weirdly unattractive in movies

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 11:10am
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bring back the butchcut, all this hair just gets in the way.
the true test of beauty is when a woman can pull off short hair and still look GORGEOUS.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 11:11am
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I love what they did with the cover, having the featured articles on a wall behind Halle. The glare coming off of the wall in between her chest and her arm makes it genius.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 11:34am
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ya, very creative, indeed. i've never seen it done like that...it gives hte cover a cool 3d effect.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 11:57am
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wow..she rules.nuff said.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 3:25pm
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Just imagine a sip of creamy chocolate!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 6:55pm
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like fine wine, halle just gets better with age...

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 7:17pm
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She's hot. Very hot. And I doubt anyone's gonna argue about the perfection of her body.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 7:31pm
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is she wearing a corset on the cover pic?

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 9:26pm
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That doesn't loon like Halle Berry on the front cover. I thought it was someone else. The things they can do with photoshop.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 11:59am
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HALLE IS A FUCKING SLUT. HALLE IS A FUCKING WHORE. HALLE IS A FUCKING CUNT. HALLE IS A FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE HALLE. HALLE DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.

Sunday, November 9th, 2008 @ 2:22am
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