The Bastardly Morning Report by a Serious Christina Aguilera
Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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- Brangelina's $139million version of Noah's Ark. This is classic! [DLISTED]
- Motley Crue are taking fans on a four-day "Motley Cruise." I wonder how much sex they will have w/ groupies during the 4 days?! [NME]
- Jessica Biel Half Naked in Another Crap Movie [EGOTASTIC]
- Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern: A match made by TMZ [DEREK HAIL]
- Justin Timberlake's Biel kiss [FEMALE FIRST]
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- Christina Aguilera Looking Hot @ Her New Perfume Launch in NYC
- Christina Aguilera Didn't Bring Her Pet Monkey to NRJ Music Awards
She seems to have toned down the makeup, which is good..so....is she not sponsored by Orange anymore then?
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The skank actually looks good here. I clicked on that link for NOW it was quite informative.I never knew there were over 6million battered women in the US. And I've been eating them plain all these years. It's a joke feminazis's.
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hah.
i laughed, but i asked for forgiveness right away!
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It's more effective to beat them down with comments about eating too much food, varicose veins, screwing entire basketball teams...
Why would you hit when you can leave a lasting impression on self-doubt and failure?
Strategy, boys. Strategy.
I'm going down to the bar to make the ugliest girl feel pretty. For now.
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I take it all back. I love women. Just not this one bitch on third street.
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Prof,you are one sick fuck. Good job. While on the subject,and again I don't do it or condone it. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?? Nothin,you told the bitch twice already. What do 6million battered women have in common??? They just don't know when to shut the fuck up. Or duck.
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ha. spoken like a true conquistador...
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Ironically she looks like she got punched in the mouth...she used to have a really thin upper lip. now it's collagened, and I bet that red lipstick is tattooed on. That makeup is so tacky for this cause- distracting....
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Buck,prof..kudos out to you both....you sick little monkeys.
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She looks like barbie, so plastic and fake lookn
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What the hell do men gain from beating up women?
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That's why I made sure I said it was only a joke.I know it's a serious subject, but there is humor in everything.
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