Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz talks on cell phone AND tries on shoes at the same time!



UPDATE:This is Monica Cruz??! aka... inventor of the cell phone dress!?

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thats not Penelope. its her sister.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 3:10pm
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Yeah, I was just gonna say. It's her younger sister Monica. Quite old picture really.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 3:44pm
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it is her sister

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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I do believe it is Penelope's sister as well, but either way...

How rude to be on the phone when someone is helping you! You cannot wait, what 3 minutes until AFTER you have tried on shoes??

People are so inconsiderate!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 6:24pm
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WHAT? She's so fucking busy, she can't give the sales person the goddamn common courtesy hang up the goddamn phone? Oh let me guess....she was probably closing on a multi-billion dollar deal with IBM and Microsoft. that's just fucking rude.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 6:26pm
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That would be Mónica Cruz, not Penélope... Get your facts straight!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 7:06pm
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I'd like to open those legs and get some paella.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 7:23pm
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dumbass, that's her sister MONICA!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 8:04pm
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they are both fug, chihuahua rats...lol, the cellphone dress is so retarded it's awesome...

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 8:13pm
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I've always found her to be unusually ugly! And I hope she gets a brain tumor from her cell phone.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 8:50pm
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Sweet and lovely Monica, she is much more beautiful.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 9:38pm
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wow! penelope looks just like Monica!!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 9:41pm
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Delicious. It makes me want to bitchslap Don Imus. Not because he's racist, but why in the hell can that grizzled old fuck remark about anyone else's hair???!!!

I call for a full bastardly investigation.

look at his fucking hair!

or not. I don't actually care. walking down to the bar to find some depressed milf.

cheers.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 9:57pm
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Mónica, Penélope... I'd bang either one.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 10:11pm
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Big Papi, I'm sure you're the epitome of proper etiquette in all public situations. STFU!

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 7:35pm
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