The Bastardly Morning Report by Brooke Hogan in South Beach
Thursday, April 12th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Apparently, everyone who's anybody is currently in South Beach, FL. And yes, Ale hit up the clubs yesterday! Anyone see her, by chance?
- No Love for Shiloh - [DLISTED]
- Kurt Vonnegut has died. Wow. [USA Today]
- Kylie Minogue Seems a Little Off. [THE GRUMPIEST]
- Brad Pitt puts the brakes on adoptions [ICYDK]
- Rod Stewart is set to go "mad" over KimberUgly [FF]
Hmmm....let's see.....
Itty bitty titty committee, big square Hogan face, obviously sucking in the gut, no makeup.....just long bottle blonde hair and an average body. Average. But the looks department are seriously lacking.
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She looks great!!!! . . . if she was a woman in her mid-40's.
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if she was a man in her 40s...
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...if she was one of Nicolette Sheridan's offspring.
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Not a chance in hell that she will grow up and have a decent, honest career. I can't wait!
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It's all stacked against her.
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Looks like her stomach got lipoed
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When does she start doing porn? They always get the fugly ones to do the ass-to-mouth thing.
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CooOooOoOOOol! Twin-shin!!! She is soooo lucky! (She could make donations!)
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damn --- big steriod bitch is seriously fug.
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Her belly is still flabbbbbbby, even though she is sucking her gut in big time.
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her big flabby gut i should say.
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gosh! she look so old.
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butta. brown bag this broad and throw her in a river.
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I now we know.....Why make-up was invented folks!
That is one serious beek.
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this dude is so ugly (like most trannies) why did he have it chopped off anyway?
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Not so bad, but the chin kinda throws me...much like her dad would if I peed in her butt...
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I'd do her right now. She looks much better without the ten pounds of makeup.
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chin reduction surgery pronto...other then that she kinda looks her age in these pics...without all the make-up...too bad she has a two inch penis...
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HAH, hah this is the worst pic I've seen of her. She looks like a 40 year old.
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LMAO. This bitch is fucking ugly. She looks like a tranny. Her skin looks awful.. and what is she, 17?
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Her brother must be pissed that she looks 100 times more manly than he does. She basically is a younger version of Hulk, and not a younger FEMALE version, the younger MALE version!
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She certainly did not say her prayers or eat her vitamins.
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SERIOUSLY YOU ALL NEED TO LEAVE THIS GIRL ALONE THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THAT DESERVES THIS TYPE OF CRITICISM NOT HER!! AND ANYHOW WHO IN THE FUCK ARE ANY OF YOU JACKASSES TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ANYONE LET ALONE ANYONE FAMOUS, JEALOUSLY IS AN UGLY WORD ISN'T IT.
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She looks old!
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dude looks like a lady....(and to #28, tell me again what there is to be jealous of? Seriously, enlighten me. because I am not seeing anything, not physical looking anyway.)
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Umm, ok, give me a minute...trying to think of something nice to say.... all right got it...
she has a nice car at least.
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wy is this person a celeb
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I don't know if it's her hair or her face...but something is not right. (and I don't just mean the ever-presence of ugly) Her head almost looks photoshopped or something. Like is her face hasn't caught up with the rest of her body's tan...It's weird...
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I didn't know that Hulk Hogan had a hair transplant recently.
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Looks like Hulk-a-Mania ran wild all over her face!
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