Giada De Laurentiis with the links!
Friday, April 13th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson

- Abigail Clancy's Award Winning Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Karolina Kurkova Topless Pictures [Egotastic!]
- Jessica Simpson's, ahem, pants are tight [Celebslam]
- Courtney Love Denies Gastric Band [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Paris Hilton Upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
- Oh Petra [The Bastardly Society]
- Leonardo Dicaprio says his girlfriend is not pregnant [Cele|bitchy]
- Two of the Scariest Looking People in TV [Dlisted]
- WTF? Really…? Pete Doherty lives on. [Fatback and Collards]
- Matt McConaughey Can Suck His Own Dick [Yeeeah!]
- News Flash: Celebrities Hate Gossip & Blogs [CityRag]
- Lindsay Lohan Dating a Chick? [Hollywood Rag]
- Joe Francis is Going to Be Somebody's Bitch [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Has Britney Spears had liposuction? [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Victoria Beckham should be a nutritionist [The Blemish]
- Natalie Portman Wouldn't Say No To A Girl [Popoholic]
- Gemma Atkinson is hotter than your girlfriend [Horny Oyster]
- Lohan And Kiera Knightley To Take Part In A Threesome For Their New Movie [A Socialite's Life]
- The 10 Things We Guarantee You Didn't Know About Sex [Double Viking]
- Girl-on-the-left looks like she still thinks she's drinking a beer. [CollegeHumor]
- And today's hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

























So much hotter than Rachael Ray!
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Truly one of the hottest chicks on TV right now. Kind of annoying, but horizontally I'm sure I could look past it. I bet she keeps it nice and shaved downstairs too.
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She's too cute to screw. I'll just let her cook for me.
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Wife material. Awesome.
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I had a dream about her cooking me a nice italian meal wearing just an apron. When she served it to me, she slowly untied the apron, took it off, got down on her knees, and as I ate spaghettie and meatballs, she went to work. It was quite a meal, for the both of us.
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I tivo Everyday Italian everyday and sit on my couch and think about how much I want to titty-fuck her. And I also get really hungry, cuz that stuff looks tasty. Thanks Bastardly, you've performed a valuable public service by posting these pictures. You'll excuse me while I go furiously masturbate....
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Lovely.
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jimmy from omaha is my hero.
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What a beauty.
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Total wife material, but Rachel Ray's hot as well.
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"I tivo Everyday Italian everyday and sit on my couch and think about how much I want to titty-fuck her. And I also get really hungry, cuz that stuff looks tasty."
And the food looks good, too.
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@ jimmy from omaha.... i'll admit to having recorded the pizza party episode...well, actually more specifically just the part where they zoomed in on her rolling out the dough... magnificent!
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I'd eat cold pasta out of her snatch.
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so sexy and petite...fuck, i'd actually cook her something after buttering her muffin...repeatedly...
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I would also eat some pasta out of her punani.
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I like the tits, but face doesn´t really look that good, not fugly though.
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My favourite TV chef. She is hot
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I was just curious, does she ever stop smiling? I mean she looks okay too when she is not.
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Rasheed..........Man Utd are going to get fucked by AC milan and Liverpool are going to bum rape Chelsea and then split open AC Milan in the final.
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This square headed ugmo gets her ass kissed here, but the lovely Mischa Barton gets dissed constantly. What gives? Is this the bizarro world?
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Aja: Mischa gets dissed because she's a shitty dresser and always looks like a sloppy drunk. Also, we have too much visual access to her cellulite where we've never seen it on Italian cutie here (but that's Mischa's doing for putting it on display, and Giada's call for NOT putting it on display).
Also, Giada has an actual career that didn't stem from teen night-time soaps.
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Cute, but her enormous head is distracting. Even more distracting than the v-cut tops she wears to show off her funbags.
Also, the Rachel Ray comparison is silly. Maybe Ray beats out Emeril, but certainly not any other bitch that's been on that station, including Julia Child.
When it comes to Food Network whorage, I'll take the blonde milf with the big fake titties.
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Nobody is perfect. You're just jealous of Mischa, and this ugly pretty woman makes you feel comfortable in your own plainness.
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You hit the nail on the head with that one, Aja. And that wasn't even remotely a cliched response. Your originality has utterly astounded me.
I don't think Giada's head is too big, maybe it's because her shoulders are small?
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I would go balls deep on that hot hot ass and then tell her to make me something eat...
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she's pretty, but watch Everyday Italian. her annunciation makes her unbearable.
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She's has an unattractive hook-nose and she looks terrifying when she smiles that plastic smile. Also, has she gotten (even bigger) breast implants?
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that bobble head is truly increadibly overwhelming
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Damn her and her pretty face!
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She is just so pretty...
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Mama Mia!
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LOL @ Liverpool, btw I hope that Man U will kick either Liverpool´s or Chelsea´s butt in the CL final. ;)
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She got a too big hair for a small body !
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Wow, the bastards are beeing mighty nice today. She's cute and kind of pretty; way better than Rachel Ray. But I can't say she's beautiful. Her head is very big and her jaw is wide. Her eyes are beautiful, but her mouth/lower part of her face are off. I like more gentle and feminine shaped faces.
But yes, for a FoodNetwork girl, she's hot. Usually they don't look this well.
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I would give anything in the world to oil up giada's breasts and squirt ejacualte between them. my life revolves around wanting to titty fuck this girl.
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