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I would give Sarah Harding my hard one relentlessly.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 12:34pm
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i think cheryl tweedy is the prettiest, which is the brunette in the brown

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 12:42pm
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Blue, although Orange does have some children bearing hips she could probably pop out about tens kids without incident

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 12:54pm
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I'll take the brown bunny please.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 1:01pm
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who the hell are these people?

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 1:04pm
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Sarah Harding (yellow). hands down.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 1:06pm
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I could definitely help any one of these girls hit those high notes better.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 1:15pm
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if they're British (which, i still don't know who they are) the one in the brown WILL be the next Posh...she'll marry some soccer player...oops sorry, "Footballer", and get really skinny and wear a lot of designer clothes.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 1:26pm
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Mattel introduces its 2008 line of Barbie dolls, now with bigger tits.

Boring, cookie cutter skanks.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 1:41pm
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they're all cute, except the red haired one...

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 2:15pm
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Peach cobbler would be a good gobbler.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 2:27pm
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Sarah would get it in the butt. Cheryl will get the mushroom stamp afterward.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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Number 8..........The one in the brown is married to Ashley Cole who plays football for Chelsea.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 3:51pm
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blondewithnobrain, you were right! The one in brown 'has' married a footballer, and may well be the heir apparent to the W A G crown.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 4:01pm
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Green is my favorite color but, this green is horrible...Brown Legs=BROWN SUGAR!!!ENOUGH!!!

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 4:14pm
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orange

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 4:38pm
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Are you kidding me, apart from the ginger these girls are 10x hotter and classier than the spice girls!

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 5:10pm
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Yellow for sure

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 6:56pm
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at least it's their talent that's being marketed and not just their looks. bwahahahahahahahahaha.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 7:28pm
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Dude the one in brown hands down. Those legs look yummy

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 8:00pm
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all of them look like manequin in the 1st pic

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 8:22pm
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Can't decide between brown and yellow...

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 8:28pm
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BROOOOWN!

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 10:40pm
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These girls are prostitute, life-sized Barbie blow-up dolls.

My favorite is the one in red with white polka dots. There's something about her neck that makes me melt...

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 10:42pm
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All of them are load-worthy as long as they don't talk, sing, sign, or mime afterwards.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 11:00pm
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all except the red head, these chicks are FINE

Orange has one hell of a BOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

look at that waist to hips ratio... ough... it hurts

some of you guys are fags

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 11:38pm
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pink and brown...hehe, which are incidentally the same colors of their body parts i'm interested...

Saturday, April 14th, 2007 @ 12:03am
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What can Brown do for me?

Saturday, April 14th, 2007 @ 3:52am
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If any of these girls and thier heavy, heavy amounts of make up and fake tan and lack of talent (Girls Aloud music is god awful) is considered sexy...then I most as well become a monk...why look like a tarted up painted doll?

Saturday, April 14th, 2007 @ 5:40am
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Cheryl Tweedy is pretty hot, I´d bang her silly! But she puts on too much make up, while she doesn´t even need it.

Saturday, April 14th, 2007 @ 8:34am
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this is bullshit!!!! BROWN, PINK AND BLUE ARE TRIPLETS!!!! They only have different outfits and hair colours!!! :P

I've never seen real life barbies until today...and who is yellow and green? Barbies reject friends?

Saturday, April 14th, 2007 @ 11:44am
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definitely the brown! nice legs. the one in peach has an amazing body too though

Sunday, April 15th, 2007 @ 10:44am
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i will have brown in her brown hole please. hard. twice.
pink then yellow take silver and bronze.

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 @ 5:19am
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that is dirty and disgusting really

Sunday, June 10th, 2007 @ 11:47am
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They can all get the fat stiffy.

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 4:15pm
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Friday, March 7th, 2008 @ 7:04pm
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All you idiots saying 'except the redheads'... she's SO cute.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 6:50am
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I Imagine the dress that Girls aloud are wearing look like tight mini skirts they look sexy & outrageous.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 3:41am
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The red-hair one is cute, and the rest are sexy!!

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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I think the redhead is the best looking one by far...although I'm obviously in the minority on this one...

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 8:01pm
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I'd love to degrade Cheryl

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 9:23am
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I would take everyone in every hole, all at once would be great or in this order Cheryl(brown), Nadine(purple), Sarah(yellow), Kimberly(pink), and Nicola(green)

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 @ 9:23am
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