Natalia Bush in MATRIX Magazine

Yeahhh!!!!! I so damn like fyah crotch!!!!!!! (Plus, the (surely plastic) water melons sure ain't bad neighter!)

That is hideous.

i'm with L'Pool FC...she would scar you for life...ENOUGH!

HEY WEBMASTER: THE PICTURE UNDER YOUR BASTARDLY LOGO IS FRANK ZAPPA, NOT KUBRICK (PER THE TITLE OF THE BACKGROUND IMAGE: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/main...)
. THIS SITE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRANK ZAPPA. TAKE THE FREAKING PICTURE DOWN!

That face kinda freaks me out, but I could do her face down, ass up.

HEY WEBMASTER: THE PICTURE UNDER YOUR BASTARDLY LOGO IS FRANK ZAPPA, NOT STANLEY KUBRICK. THIS SITE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRANK ZAPPA! TAKE HIS PICTURE DOWN!

frank zappa told us we could...

From: Frank Zappa
Date: April 10, 2007

Subject: My image on your website

You can use the image on your website.

Rock on,

Frank Z.

I don't get it.
If the women look like teenage boy, then boy o' boy.. most of you sick bastards would hit it. A woman looks like a woman and she looks like a phony or a tranny, or a skank or a whore.

What the hell?

Moe....lol live from the grave

B737, your image of reality and of women is very deformed. This girl has a fake orange (very very orange) tan, bright hooker-pink lipstick, fake breasts...She doesn't look like a woman, because she isn't. She's plastic, baby!

But I must admit, I think undearneath all of that crap she might, maybe look good? It's just that she really looks like a fake Barbie doll here.

When did Willy Wonka (original) start letting the oompah loompah's run around outside the factory? All hail Dahl.

Does this chick put her makeup on with a putty knife? Sheesh.

Frank Zappa has a wonky eye, but it works on him...

lemonade..

Point taken!
Whoever came up with the orange-glo fake tan crap needs to have Paul pee on them!!!

But seriously... She has great face structure, hips and her legs don't look like pretzel sticks. Yeah, sandblast off the makeup! But she at least looks female!!!

Good stuff Moe.

I TOTALLY agree with B737!! It seems that guys are becoming more and more attracted to women who look like ......boys......?......It makes you wonder. Don't be afraid of some nice titties and ass you can squeeze in your hands boys!! ...

Tranny

Orange clown

And this bitch was..? Gotta say, tacky outfit(s). That lollipop thing is just too much..I'd very much like to play with her jugs though. I bet they're not real...Who gives a shit anyway?

Move over Anna Nicole Smith! That's a big-boned gal!

If the Bastardly can manage raise Zappa for face-usage question, they deserve to display said face. That said, holy hell this girl is ugly.

This looks like a transsexual; they are usually tall, thin, and have big boobs :=p But "her" face is just so manly to top it all off...

i got something else for her to ride on.

Some people are in love with an airbrushed image. She looks plastic.

WOW am i in love with this chick

She (?) definitely has a tranny look about her. I mean, yeah it's all artificially created, and that's not all bad, but her face is a little too weird and make up is a little too clownish (like a tranny).
This person would attract my attention at a bar but I would keep my distance cause I'd be afraid to find out she had a package down there.