Bastardly Breaking News!! Christina Aguilera Owns TWO Dogs!!
Sunday, April 15th, 2007 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

I'm sorry, but when did Christina Aguilera buy dogs? So now she has three pets: 1 monkey & 2 dogs. What next?
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Wow. It must suck to be SO ugly that you have to put on THAT much makeup just to go walk your dogs! Jeez!
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She didn't buy them, she's their Mom. After all, Xtina is a bitch, right?
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I'd fuck her and let the dogs watch.
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hahah ahhh leave her alone - her make up is her only security (maybe she thinks she looks good)
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I'm confused, which ones are the dogs in this picture? They all seem to 'woof' .
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"I’d fuck her and let the dogs watch."
na, I'd fuck the dogs and let HER watch
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I thought this post was going to refer to her husband and an actual 'dog'. I was pleasantly surprised, but then I remembered that ya'll refer to him as a monkey.
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Anybody knows what kind of dog are them?
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She's lovely, and a sweet animal lover : )
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I don't think she's ugly without the makeup. I actually think she looks better with less, especially if it means taking off the red lipstick. But the girl seems to be very insecure.
By the way, what's up with that huge bruise on her left foot? It's creepy. Looks like someone beat her...foot up.
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i dont think thats a bruise on her foot, its part of her orange spray on tan hahah
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"I’m sorry, but when did Christina Aguilera buy dogs? So now she has three pets: 1 monkey & 2 dogs. What next?"
It's a horse, she keeps it inside to fill her hole.
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Just another disgusting dog loving slut.
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I wonder if she ever takes any of that makeup off. Ever.
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i still think she is hot..
with or without teh hot red lipstick
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I'd like to make mad love to that nappy headed ho.
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She's so, rich she can afford to have one in colour and one in mono.
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