Jenna Jameson vs. Kim Kardashian Superstar - The Bastardly Porno Pros vs Joes Matchup!
Monday, April 16th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

In one corner you have the professional pornstar, Jenna Jameson, star of countless videos. In the other, Kim Kardashian Superstar...err, well, you've seen that piece of garbage sex tape.
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Even if she weren't a used up cum receptacle, Jameson would still be gross. KK is just hot-buttered delicious. Watching her get a crappy shagging from a wannabe rapper definitely caused her stock to fall. But that beautiful ghetto booty and those scrumptious, giant, brown-nippled tits are still intact. I can't imagine her falling to the depths of Jenna "cum all over my face, baby!" Jameson. I wouldn't be in the same room as JJ without a HazMat suit on, but I'd drink KK's bath water if she'd agree to let me eat a steak off her bottom.
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kim kardasian is far more likely to have an STD
than Jenna Jameson is
really this is an unfair poll
it's like asking who could hit a fastball better
Albert Pujols
or Timmy O'Brian from the Schmidty's Bar Softball team
i saw the tape and it looked like all kim was good at
was laying there feeling pretty, she is all "me me me"
while Jenna Jameson could make Corky from life goes on feel like Casanova
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Yikes! Look at JJ's super spindly legs on page 2! And check out how her ultra thin and boney forearm along with the sunken cheeks (I know, it's probably just her expression, blah blah) combine to make JJ look like she just escaped a concentration camp. I can't decide if JJ's current appearance is sad or comical or both.
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hahahah.... awh man, you done had to take a shot at Corky! hahahahha!!!! i personally voted for jenna based on the fact that i think she'd just do more than just lay there.
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Both are nasty, but if I had to pick the lesser of 2 evils......
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To me, it's not even close. Kim K exudes sex appeal. I can hardly look at her without daydreaming about burying my head between her thighs or my member deep insider of her from behind. Just look at her in these pictures - her hair, her lips, her meaty arms - she screams sexy from every pore in her body. I can practically smell her through my computer monitor.
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Yes, Kim is very sexy and she should make a career in porn.
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Well, it depends what this matchup is about. Who's hotter: Kim, of course. Yeah, she comes cheap and is a slut, but she looks better, especially right now. Who's better at porn...do you even need to ask?? After Kim's tape, I doubt she's even good at sex at all (you know, without the camera). She just freakin lays there!
Oh and Kim's arms are not meaty, they're thin and very nice looking.
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Being around those 2 worthless sluts would be like living on a fish boat...pooooo...both are nasty.
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I'll take the sub-paris-class multi-millionairess faux-celebrity over the anorexic muliti-millionairess porno skank. But just barely. Cheers!
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Ew. Neither. Beat down sssssslut vs peed on ssssssslut...
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Once Kim opens her mouth, all STDs break loose
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I would not touch either of them with a ten foot pole.
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I think they are both kind of creepy looking. I just want to wash Kim's face, she wears enough make up for 30 people.
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damm i wanna jizz on both emm
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Jenna looks like a fucking tranny now with all that plastic surgery.
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What idiots voted for Jenna? She's ugly.
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**************
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I would say Kim, she looks at least a little firmer, then Jenna, and those tats on Jenna look nasty.
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i guezz becuz jenna is 34 years old and Kim K is 27 years old...
so, jenna is easy to look old..?
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ten to one I could get kim into Jennas downstairs
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not going to lie,
Jenna jameson looks like that leave britney alone guy now
kim is fucking hot
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Jenna Jameson before fucking up her face with plastic surgery and losing redicolous amounts of weight, probably from drugs... would KILL Kardashian in this matchup. KILL. God, I miss young Jenna Jameson.
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for sure KIM
she is holly Goddess though with her big booty and all the stuff she is BEAUTIFUL i'd go steady on her for years and never get bored
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oi wtf kim only had sex with her boy friend shes not a whore
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