Hasbeen Jessica Simpson is Desperate for Your Attention
Tuesday, April 17th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Photos were snapped in front of Club Element in Hollywood
This chick needs to give up on the entertainment biz b/c she's a total failure. She can't sing, act, talk or whatever else generates revenues.
What now? I think Jess needs to call up Hef & cash in her Bastardly Playboy Trump Card. If she wants to get slightly more hardcore & in the process, enter a whole new industry, she can always sign a multi-million dollar movie deal w/ Jenna Jameson.
So, what's it gonna be J?
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Hey!
it's Mr and Mrs. Doughboy
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Still hot. Plastic tits and all. I fuck her so hard she'd forget her name.
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No, not "moving," you've always been, hon.
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I gotta admit that she looks better as a brunette. She looked too whorish as a blonde...even though she's still pretty whorey as is.
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First!!!
Almost a nip slip there
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She used to be so cute and hot, now she is just some middle-aged average hag.
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I don't think she's butta, but she sure as heck doesn't have much talent. If Mr Chubby were her guidance counselor, he would advise her to consider the exciting world of adult film.
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i love her with brown hair... much better
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her saggy tits are NOT plastic, but I wonder now that shes not blonde, whats her excuse??
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She doesn't do much for me. I'd love to see her sister's tits.
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She must have grabbed Ashley's top by mistake! Let them free!
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Her tities aren't plastic and they'll look much better after I get done frosting them!
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She's totally gross.
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i'd hit it, but it's way overrated.
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I see some browny.
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Is that nipple I am seeing?
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Stupid, ugly and talentless! At least Britney Spears could dance and had a few good songs. Jessica Simpson is pure shit!
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Those hips have me hyp·no·tized.
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she looks kinda sexy in black...too bad her face is fugging up...
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No she lost it!...not doin it for me, shes soooo flippin fake, its a turn-off
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LOOKS BETTER AS A BLONDE, BUT I'LL STILL FUCK HER!
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Fugly face, fugly tits, fugly.
Modi
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blond or brunette..its all good as long as the body,face and killer rack stay the same.
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I'd smack that.
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Dr Bob No 7 says it right... She used to be the American Dream... Now shes just putting together what she still can to survive the celeb world... Non the less, I would tap her so fast...
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Her face in some of the pictures looks like a man
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Definately went downhill....but I guess she's to dumb to notice...
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Sorry, she is as dumb as a rock, I know why does she need brains when all you want is her hole? I think they could have found someone much better talent & looks, to play Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard movie, after all the "Daisy Dukes" shorts was part of her character, and she can't even fill them out (SHE HAS NO ASS) thanks but I will pass on that one.
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Wallpaper with fake tits. Pointless.
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Yes, brown is hotter. But, those are either fake, which is a turn off, or super pushed up. Either way, it's not arrousing, it's just extremely sad to look at. And wow, she has a big chin in some pics.
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hey its the first man with boob implants! but wasn't marilyn manson the first? this makes this shemale the second...
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Pretty.
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her boobs are bout to explode out of taht...
--captin obvious
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I love her hairline....Lindsay lohan has it too....Does anybody else notice it? or am I really such a freak?
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I still think she is cute - hopefully now that some her nipple has popped out, she will show them puppies
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I think she caught a boob desease from Be-yon-ce. Her chest looks more otiful than The Donald's hair. Maybe she can barrow a saggy bag bra from Scarlet.
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The only thing I am going to say is How do people personally know that she is stupid?? I know she's said a lot of dumb things but it's been admitted that a lot of that was to "sell" herself. Although I wouldn't want that reputation. My point here is that I have seen her in interviews and she is very intelligent. NOW, I have NEVER seen Brittney Spears sound intelligent. She is always saying. "Now, y'all, it's like when I see the like, the like. Now there's a dumb one for you. Plus BS talks in that stupid baby talk, and she is a train wreck. I just don't think the two should be compared. At least you see JS donating cars, singing to the troops, interacting with children. I never see BS doing anything worthwhile. But I am not saying that she doesn't cause I am sure the media shows us what they want us to see.
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Moelicious, you dbag if you think jessica is a hasbeen. She is the hottest woman alive. And yes she can act, just watch employee of the month!
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Her tits are real the hang like natural breast when shes not wearing a bra, I kinda feel bad for her having that accident but those thing happen when you show allot of cleavage.
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Part of me is still aroused..... I feel a need a bath.
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I like her nipple, but face be pretty fugly.
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Wait a minute that IS her nipple right? Why is no one talking about her nip slip?
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sorry if i hurt anybody's feelings, i just had to clarify that there are hotter girls out there who are willing to do more than she would. then again, maybe i should've just not said anything so i can keep the hot ones for myself. oh well.
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Hasbeen??? r u kidding id fuck that ass all day, and motor boat those tits like they're going out of style, hasbeen thats a joke
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She is FUCKIN' amazing !
Totally terrific TITS (o)(o)
Awesome Face !
You are retards if you don't like her.
Who CARES if she can sing ! ! ! !
Oh, F**K Osama bin laden too !
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