Bastardly Lady of the Day - Vanessa

Any girl that says they wouldn't sleep with a guy, even a very old guy, for $3,000,000 is a liar.

She's a liar, and liars aren't hot.

7/10

Wait no....6/10.

"I don’t know but have you seen me, because I have, and I think thats a good enough reason :) I hope you enjoyed reading….and it made you tingle in your special place, I know it made me. Tingly all over. Thank you Bastardly :)"

that is how it made me feel!
except replace "tingle in my special place"
with "violently and painfully nauseated"

"only once in my life have I met one guy who has interesting things to talk about" - -
Maybe it's time to find a new place to hang out....Back alleys are nitorious for non-conversationalists....Oh....And Crack.....
.....Seriously though......
Conversations are a two a street.....Maybe your shutting down the Convo vibe from the get go....?
I think you're a little rough around the edges. Personally I find the more lady like pose (#2 picture on page 1) to be very appealing. It's the first pose that scares me off....First impressions are everything babe.....If you project softness you might get a little more convo.

Oh I dunno... big lips. Could be worth it for an extra-sloppy sloppy BJ...

sloppy-sloppy yeeeah biatch!

"My boobs are fucken great"
-> Your boobs are fuckING lame

"I would think the old man would spend 3,000,000 to sleep with me, don’t you think"
-> No
-> The old man can get something a lot better for 100 bucks.

"guys really don’t talk to me much"
-> Right

"have you seen me, because I have, and I think thats a good enough reason"
-> This has got to be a joke, right, actually no, it's not even funny

"guys really don’t talk to me much,"

Typical conversation:

*guys pulls down the car window a little*
*Vanessa peers inside and says: "Want to pass a good time, honey? 10$ in my mouth, 15$ straight, 20$ behind"*
*Guy: "The 10$ please, and don't raise your face while you do it"*

Yeah, everything makes sense.

Modi

I'd pound it but I wouldn't tell anybody.

to "itschris".....I am a girl and I wouldn´t sleep with an old guy for that money....not even for the double! For me hot guys are everything!...and old guys are not hot (by old I mean really old...like a live corpse lol) in fact, I think that when I got to my 40s I will only want guys with 20! LMAO
about vanessa...You wouldn´t sleep with an old man....I don´t think that any old man would spend that money to sleep with you to! Sorry=)

"She plays for Rutgers."

hahah i really am starting to wonder if some of these blotds are put on in an attempt to get some real hotties back on this site

one can only hope

Sorry I was unfair in my previous post...

Put a bag on your head so we don't have to see your nose,
strip and take pictures front, behind and bending over.

Last tip: When taking pictures, turn on the lights.

Be sure to wear the bag, no more elephant woman shots, please.

Modi

Not very good, but fuckable after 2-3 drinks. I'd hit it.

"Love Pillows"?????

This girl's personality is almost as ugly as she is

Itschris:
speak about the bitches that you know but not every chick would sleep with a dude for money (i dont fucking care how much it is)...if i wouldnt be able to do it...oh god...just thinking about it makes me shiver...

this chick thinks she is so hot....why?! whyyyyy?! she has no ass and keeps arching her back to make it look like she has some but still, her ass is flat...pg 2 pic #1 - totally man-face...the best pic is pg 2 pic #2 because she is being herself and not trying to be sexy or anything...why does she pose like she is being desired so much? another delusional chick

SHE LOOKS LIKE A CAMEL, I BET SHE SPITS AND SMELLS LIKE ONE TOO!

Dudes, compared to the Previous BLOTD, Our Lady Monica of the Sticky Keys, this chick is refreshing, intelligent and beautiful.

of course, compared to the rest of humanity she's fat, flat and not too bright. The ass is ok but the boobies are kinda small.

I vote, 6/10

She looks best photo'd from the right. Jekyl & Hyde face. Meaty tongue. Probably tosses a mean salad. 4.7/10

This girl is very pretty. I think your letting her comments take precedence over her looks. You can't honestly say this girl is ugly. Bad hairstyles, yes. But not ugly.

And any woman that wouldn't sleep with a man for $3 mill is either a liar, unaware that $3 mill will take away the nausea of sleeping with an old man or already has $3 mill.

This is just disgusting.

She's very thick

1 word

GORILLA

WOW!!!! Your boobs seem to have SUPER POWERS!!!! They make you happy when you are sad? They are capable of giving love when needed? HOLY SHIT, girl.. you've got the fabled superboobs....

Not bad. Has a sort of Ms. Dewey thing going on.

Nice tits in the first picture

Wow, this chick looks like a DUDE!

Vanessa, the only reason you're getting "stared at" is because guys can't believe you freaking trannyish you are!

UGLY!

I dont think shes that bad as you all say... i guess you still need recovery time from 'mOnIcA'
lol

that's a guy.

Looks like the worst version of APU`s wife...

To INA and D83:
I can pretty much guarantee that if I put $3,000,000 in cash in front of your face, you'd sit on grandpa's lapmpull your pink little panties to the side, and ride that old geezer home.

If you say you wouldn't, you'd be lying. Please see my first post about liars.

I THINK SHE IS HOT!

Pierced tongue = whore

No leg shots, several of the photos are the same outfit, creepy eyebrow thing going on, and diva attitude. Fuck this skank! I'd grudge fuck her while I was drunk just so my friends could laugh about it in the other room. Then she'd do the walk of shame....

Uh, something tells me this chick is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

so, how many of you GUYS would sleep with an old man for $3,000,000, suck off his half-limp dick and let him give you a good pounding up the arse. Sounds to me like most of you would do it if you think the girls would. Of course you would. It's $3,000,000 right?

Answers are bad, that's for sure, but I don't know what you guys are talking about. I think she's really pretty.

shes arrogant and annoying, not ugly but not as great as she thinks shes is

jaye- is the 3 mill net or gross?

With answers like this, don't expect the bastardly readers to be nice. She's way too full of herself. And another thing is she poses too much, makes her look rude and like she's trying to hard. Try being more feminine and less full of yoursel, then you'd be pretty.

itschris, not every woman would be lying, but I see why you'd think this one is

Nasty, ugly, illiterate, whore. "Nuff said.

EVERYONE has a price. It is silly to presume otherwise.

boff

'jaye' for president.
Well.., come on guys answer the question..

No neck in the second pic.
Not to mention her arm looks as big as my leg in that second pic.
I'm thinking....tranny

Hell, we'd all sleep with our grandfathers for $3,000,000; even the guys, and even if he's dead!

Her ass is lacking, poking it out to hide that fact its flat as a pancake.

U lost.

lolol these comments are toooo funny...

Im not gonna comment on her but i have to say bastardly's...you've outdone yourselves with some of theses comments. Freakn' hilarious!

even though it's the bastardly, girls like this make you realise how important personality actually is. her personality makes her about 10x less attractive - particularly her arrogance.

YOU LIE ABOUT THE BOOB, BITCH!! THAT'S A GRANDMA BOOB!!

She's pretty, but those answers are something else...

itschris:
bullshit like i said...it is sad how you can guarantee something that you have no control over...for you to be so sure, I think you can see yourself doing it to begin with and that you dont think it would be that bad taking that wrinkled, shafted penis up the ass :-)

like my old nan, god bless her sould used to say "You ain't a man till you've had a bit if tan" Unfortunately this 'bit of tan' is a horror so my nan would spin in her grave if i did and i don't want that to happen. She also said once you go asian you never go caucasian but she croaked before bai ling reared her ugly mug to piss all over her chips on that one.

Ugh...to put it simply, a fat horse faced retard..NEXT!

GIRL!!! I wouldn't sleep with you for 3 million dollars (in perspective there's not much I wouldn't do).

Are you for real

The first picture was kinda promising, and I read the answers and I thought... Cocky, but if she is cute, then its okay, because she also seems kinda clever. She seems thick in a good way and has a pretty face.
Reality... greasy hair and thick in the middle.

She looks pretty in 1 or 2 pictures, but the rest....yikes! She looks fat in some of them, too.

Would I sleep with you? Hell yes!!!

...

Then I'd piss on you.

Then I'd shit all over you.

Then I'd kick you, naked and covered in feces, out of the No-Tell Motel we were meeting in--without paying you.

These comments are going to be ugly.

i'm feeling her attitude..

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! Sick! What a monstrosity!

Seriously, bastardly guys, where's the standard in all of this? BLOTD is going down the pan. Did you guys just pick this abomination just so the poor... erm... person could get even more demoralised?

As for her comments, well I wouldn't wanna rain on her parade, it must've been one turbulent childhood, having to come to terms with one's own hideousness. Oh... oops, I've done it.

And I'm sorry to have to break it to you Vanessa, but I think you'd rather find that people stare at you out of curiousity, and probably with some degree of horror mixed with fascination, rather than attraction, much like when you're watching a horror film and don't want to look, but feel compelled to.

Ugh. Not another man.

there is a fine line between being confident and being stupid.
total turn-off

Duuude looks like a lady!

damn u guyz r cruel! but then again she should have known what she was in for when she applied for BLOTD.

I give her 4 out of 10. On pic 2 she does look kinda good, but on the others I don´t really like her face.

what. an. idiot.

To INA and D83:
I can pretty much guarantee that if I put $3,000,000 in cash in front of your face, you'd sit on grandpa's lap, pull your pink little panties to the side, and ride that old geezer home.

If you say you wouldn't, you'd be lying. Please see my first post about liars.

the personalities are getting worse and worse on these BLOTDS. she isn't so bad as that korean girl though, but this bitch is still a little into herself.

if you were sweet girl you might have been deemed almost cute, but sadly, you only get an honorable mention. D+ at best. the bottom pic on the first page is pretty much what did you in. you look like you need to lose about 25 pounds. on the bottom pic on the second page, you definitely look like a horseface.

best pic is probably teh bottom one on the third page because a) its in black and white b) that white belt covers most of your gut.

"Never, guys really don’t talk to me much, I just get stared at…which I suppose is fun, in it’s own way. Most guys don’t have all that much to say anyway, interesting anyway, only once in my life have I met one guy who has interesting things to talk about, and its all about ass, favorite subject…MmmmMmMMmMm Assalicioussssss….."

guys probably don't talk to you much because they're not interested. you probably get stared at because they're wondering why a girl with tits that are less than spectacular is walking around without a bra. and i've met people with down syndrome that have more interesting things to say than you do.

bitch, please. you'd have sex with a third degree burn victim if it meant you'd get even 300 dollars, let alone 3mil. don't flatter yourself; you're really not that much to look at.

Nice tat though.

what a horror

She plays for Rutgers.