Bastardly Lady of the Day - Ashley





Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Jennifer Love Hewiit. She's got great bobbies, and seems so innocent but you know she's naughty. And Brittney Daniels, Jordan Ladd and Cirena Vincent. They're all beautiful with amazing bodies.

Do you like your boobs?
They're ok. I've gotten compliments. lol. I had an egg sized tumor removed from one. But you can hardly see the scar. They're large b's which is perfect for me.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Maybe. If it was Harrison Ford. Can I have a few drinks before. With that much money I can have it erased from my memory.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No, but I may use that line on a dude. I've liked guys that looked like certain celebrities.

What makes you Bastardly?
I'm a sarcastic bitch with a heart of gold

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Um Ok. funny looking face.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:34pm
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Tell her to give my grandma her panties back!!!

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:38pm
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kinda fug and fat

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:40pm
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Next time...You might want to sleep of the Tequila before sending pictures. Hind sight is 20/20....Unfortunately you camera looks like it's got the same drunkin vision impairment that you have.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:42pm
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Off not of.....
Oh.....One question...Is your house falling down?

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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Next !

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:50pm
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BAD photos. i suspect she would come up pretty well if this was done properly...

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:51pm
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Lose those 19th Century panties and buy a better camera.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:54pm
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I suspect being BLOTD is much harder when no one wants to take your picture.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:57pm
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I love the panties, very cute, thong = overrated and getting OLD. Cute girl aswell, fit body and perfect boobs (it seems)

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 12:59pm
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Those aren't grannie panties they're 10 year-old panties and I love them!

Sincerely,

John Mark Karr

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:00pm
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Cute. Looks like she'd be wild in the sack. A step up from the last BLOTD.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:07pm
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1st pic is the best, can't really tell from the others. Ashley I need more pictures so I can decide if you will be my Queen.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:10pm
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fit body? i was gonna ask if she was pregnant..

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:14pm
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#14:

Well mate you are a fucking american so anything above 10pounds is probably fat to you. Idiot :/

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:17pm
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You look like you don't shave your snapper.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:25pm
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Send better photos! She looks like she has potential, but these photos are shit.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:26pm
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Never do crack in your KMart underwear.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:31pm
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Do we really have to know about you egg size tumors??? :S But you´re not ugly....not beautiful...normal....

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:36pm
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You're the most beautiful woman in the whole basement.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:41pm
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I agree with the others...better pics are needed---also, don't tell us about the tumors...that is not a turn on at all. In fact, I had a football sized tumor removed from my ovary and it busted and all the blood in it fell back into my abdomen (good thing it didn't have the cancer)--See what I mean? That wasn't very sexy at all, was it?

I will reserve final judgment until they unlock you from that shitty cellar and you can get your hands on a decent camera...

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:47pm
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You're cute. Nice body. Fine answers.

But I never thought I'd say this: can we see pics of you when you're not in that underwear set?

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 2:25pm
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wow, people are being so generous on this chick...she has an ugly face and a short, chunky body...her poses are so sad...in front of a camera trying to be wild? hahahaha

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 2:45pm
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Ashley, you should have more respect for yourself.
You have a pretty face (as far as I can tell from the God-awful pictures)

You don't have to pose in granny panties to get attention. You're better than that!
:-D

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 3:01pm
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Jesus Christ, what the fuck. That whole set was just repugnant.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 3:10pm
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Skank looks like she needs a shower.
I like how much effort she put into BLOTD (sarcasm)...but love the fact that these pics won't be taken down.

Fit? I don't think so...
Kinda chunky.
next.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 3:21pm
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Is it just me or do I see some camel toe on one of these??

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 3:28pm
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Is this another one of those captivity ads?

Cute girl, although the pose on the first two pages makes her look preggo. Her torso is slimmer than she made it look.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 3:39pm
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Wow. She's a whole lot better looking than most of the BLOTD's. What were expecting? A super model?

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 3:40pm
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Rose....They do make camera's that shot clear photos these days....That's all I'm looking for.....

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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I give this slut 3 out of 10.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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Looks okay to me.
If the vest and undies had been in one (solid) colour, that may have worked better, and in her favour.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 3:48pm
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YOU CAN ALL KISS MY LARGE ASS!!!!!

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 4:01pm
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Kinda cute, looks pretty fit. Smaller boobies are good boobies. Got to sex her up a bit in the underoos department and she'd be a fine addition to the Bastardly Harem(tm)

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 4:05pm
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Nice Ashley.....I can really sense your sarcasm. Heart of what?
How the hell are we suppose to judge you if we're getting pictures from a camera that is apparently, drunker than you are?

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 4:14pm
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hey ashley wanna fuck in your basement!!

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 4:22pm
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Your pictures are a little slutty; a better camera and better faces would have made them sexy. You seem like a cool girl, I'm glad that your tumor wasn't anything serious and that you got through it.

Cute face and good answers. You should take better pictures and be a "revisited" lady for us!

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 5:13pm
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Cute, nice tits

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 5:20pm
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She's safe, no old dude with $3 million is going to ask her to do the dishonors.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 5:45pm
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I'm feeling sick.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 6:03pm
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She’s safe, no old dude with $3 million is going to ask her to do the dishonors.
....Not when she can't even get out of the basement! "It puts the lotion in the basket...."

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 6:04pm
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No

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 6:17pm
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I don't know what to say. The pictures' quality really sucks and so do your poses. The panties too. Very nice tits, but I can't really comment on the rest because it's so unclear in the pics. Better ones needed.
Buraken, why do you say that? There's not that much anorexia in the States compared to other contries. Actually, America has a higher rate of obesity.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 6:27pm
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See, this is what BLOTD should be: chicks in their underwear. Yeah, the picture quality is crappy, and she looks like she's locked in a basement somewhere, but I don't care. We should be encouraging this type of behaviour in the BLOTD contestants. I love everything Ashley, you look really hot. You did a good thing. If you're ever in Chicago look me up. A great time will be had by all, i promise.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 7:06pm
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CAMELTOE, NINJA FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 7:10pm
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Not attractive at all! Face - NO, Body - NO, Answers to questions - NO

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 8:05pm
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If you are going to take pics for the world to see, clean the environment around you. You look like you are in thre basement of a fucking crack house.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 8:09pm
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Whoa!.....Tumors!... What the fuck!
Granny panties and medical procedures. SNAP!

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 8:20pm
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#36....Ashley, you should of known that posting your pics here is setting yourself up 4 criticism, especially if your in your underwear.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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i know i'm late but #15:

over here in america we have our standards, most people seem to agree that she looks about 20-30lbs overweight

i accept your apology if you mispoke

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 8:39pm
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Those actually look like Ronald Reagan's panties- that same white, cotton with flowers design I could never forget.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 9:43pm
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But cute? yeah...

However...what is wrong with you girls. Can't you get it through your thick neanderthal heads that the BLOTD is about your entire image...and not just the camel toe and the face?

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 9:45pm
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Is that an abandoned house shes in??? Or is she in an unfinished basement sneaking pictures so her parents won't see?

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 10:18pm
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Not bad...MUCH better than the last BLotD. May i come over? haha,.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 11:20pm
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woops didnt use spell check.

the other person that left a comment wasnt really me.

so i do realize that im up for citisism. i just dont care that much.
i took the pics for some one that lives far away. and i look at the bastardly all the time so i figured why not. i didnt really think they'd use them anyway.

i think i could use some weight but i dont think that im fat.
im not in a crack house and im sorry the photos suck.

ill send new ones of i feel like it later.

thanks for the comments.
id like to see some of you do this!!

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 11:47pm
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lol o man.....

Saturday, April 21st, 2007 @ 12:00am
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Fat? wow. no wonder why you have every girl throwing up in there. with standards like that, you'll kill your OWN.
and you blame terrorists.. how laughable.

Saturday, April 21st, 2007 @ 12:39am
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Tranny

Saturday, April 21st, 2007 @ 1:28am
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Thunder thighs. Linebacker material.

Saturday, April 21st, 2007 @ 4:01am
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Wow, that's some classy shit right there!
(You're a sarcastic bitch - you'll figure it out :D)

Saturday, April 21st, 2007 @ 8:45am
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That's a man, baby.

Saturday, April 21st, 2007 @ 5:12pm
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LOL sheep professor!!
I have a soft spot for sarcastic bitches

Saturday, April 21st, 2007 @ 5:46pm
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Don't listen to any of these people Ashley, you are a very attractive girl and I'll admit that you may be average looking but you are better than anything that anyone on this message board could get for a girlfriend. I would ask ya to be my steady girl! I'd love to lay in bed with you and run my hands all over your body and I think your underwear are cute and I would like to see more of you

Saturday, April 21st, 2007 @ 11:15pm
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These drunk bitches send in the photos after a night of partying and think this shit is cute. It's not cute. Listen drunk bitches of America.....if you're going to send in pictures, be pretty, don't let us know about your gotdamn health problems and wear a gotdamn thong and pose like you're in Playboy, not in Trailer Trash magazine. Got it. Get it. Good.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 @ 12:19am
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Pic 1 on page 3 is really nice. Great body, cute face and you do look good even in that underwear ;)
You lool natural and you're not trying to be a playboy bunny with tons of make up and a porn background like most of the girls tried before.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 @ 8:49am
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Uhh........ yeah.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 @ 8:44pm
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You're fat. You're ugly. Every photo looked exactly the same - so there is no questioning that you're attempting to hide the fact that you are not only fat - but fugly.

Put a bra on. Put some pants on. Go for a jog or something.

& never post photos here again, please.

kthxbai

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 @ 10:16pm
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Nothing great at all, but I'd probably hit it if I was fucked up and in the mood for some strange....

Her room looks like ASS. Looks like the house is half demolished and unkempt.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 @ 11:11pm
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uhm ... no.

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 3:21am
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Are you sure this girl is legal? Those are bunk beds.

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 4:25am
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face and body: yay

clothing (wtf?!): nay

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 4:53am
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Go fly kite baby! Dont use that 'ooh U lk like a celebrity' line to get into any dude's pants - get yr fingers inside baby and cream self to say loud " TO hell with the celebrities - I can scream & cream on mah own".

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 6:54am
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I think you're a stunna............stunna police dog from 50 meters that is. Wow, i thought we had some ugly birds in the UK but after this i'll happily go out and shag a fat chick with bad teeth, which doesn't narrow it down much but at least i have plenty to choose from.

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 7:42am
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lol, what is this?? Fun with camera and mirror?? First pic is provocative, then I started wondering how long you were posing in front of the mirror in your undies. two hours? Very pretty face and eyes, low creativity with the old camera. Maybe you should drag the mirror outside. A grassy field scene, a park scene...

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 8:40am
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After considering it a minute, I'll go along with #48 and #67.

Bad lightning, bad scene setup, not the best looking lingerie of the market, taking the image out of a mirror...

Still, she has meat on the right places, I like the smile, face could be cute but hard to know in these blurry and dark pics, one strong point: to have the guts to send pics showing body for the Bastardly, instead of all those stupids sending face shots trying to look cool.

I'm eager to see better pics, honey 8)

Modi

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 12:00pm
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Uh! were you drunk when you did these pics or what!?

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 2:48pm
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wtf
buy some nice underwear girl!

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 3:22pm
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If Ashley reads this........I want you!

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 7:26pm
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Bitch get a broom and clean that white trash filthy fuckin hell hole you live in fer fucks sake! And while you are at it beat your self in the face with it..cant hurt, might help

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 7:20am
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There are no words known in the english lanuage which can describe how bad you look in the photos. Perhaps photoshopping your face onto Gisele's body might do the trick next time.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 9:39am
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she might be a pretty girl, but cant tell from herre cause of the light and the way the pics are taken, she most likely looks different in person, i take pictures and i look way better in person than in pictures and some people look better in pictures than in person

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 5:00pm
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Er...

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 11:42pm
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Ummmm.. "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little".... I'm disgusted and disturbed, and so I'm going back to working... thanks for everything.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 4:30pm
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I guess the egg-sized tumor was truth in advertising, but too much information. And there aren't sufficient redeeming qualities to overcome that image.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 2:18am
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put back on the clothes. turn off the camera. and throw the camera out the window.

thanks

-the internet

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:20pm
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I THINKS SHES FAIRLY HOT WHATS YOUR PHONE # GIRL SO I CAN COME GIVE YOU SOME PIPE

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:25pm
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That's funny stuff germ....LOL!

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 1:27pm
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Something is wrong here but I can't quite put my finger on it....

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 6:18pm
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We didn't need to know about that nasty tumor either. TMI

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 @ 11:12pm
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