Melissa Gilbert & The Bastardly Senior Citizen Wardrobe Malfunction
Friday, April 20th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

She's looking for her age, no doubt!
Here's what the Wiki has to say...
Melissa Ellen Gilbert (born on May 8, 1964) is an American actress.
The naturally red-headed Gilbert is best known as a child actor who starred as Charles Ingalls' (played by Michael Landon) middle daughter, Laura Ingalls, on the television series Little House on the Prairie (1974-1983). Not long after that she played Gerda in the Faerie Tale Theatre adaptation of The Snow Queen. She also provided the voicework for the roles of Clara in the Sanrio film, Nutcracker Fantasy and later Barbara Gordon in Batman: The Animated Series. More recently, she served two terms as president of the Screen Actors Guild. [Wiki]

























Not when I've had a crush on her since, like, 12 years old. Ah...Half pint!
I never noticed how fug her nose is!
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You know... titties are always a welcome sight. And sneaking a peek through sheer clothing is a bit naughty and always a bit hot. So I'll give her points for that. She's 43 years old and she'd be hot if you saw her at your cousin's wedding. But not here, sorry. Those legs are a train wreck.
p.s. I love redheads.
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Not hot...
Bag, please...paper...
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Ew! Nice nips though.
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fugly as fuck
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not too bad for MILF nips...yes, i do think they could be suckable.the face however leaves something to be desired
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Sorry, but I don´t want to see your tits you fugly old whore!
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Reasonably MILFY... except for the nose. Its aging on a completely timetable than the rest of her body. What happened, did she get a transplant from a Chinese prisoner? At night, does she take the putty nose off and play the organ beneath the Opera House?
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She's fug at any age. Gross.
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Fuck, she how much plastic surgeries she had? Her nose is melting.
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Now that is scarey,and she's only 42.I say BAG the bITCH
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She likes to show those puppies off! I hope she shows some more soon!
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Not bad tits for a ninety year old.
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Looks like it might be Half-Gallon now though.....
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I had a crush on her when I was 10. I then left the US and moved to Europe. I had totally forgotten about her and the series until today and this picture. Wow! I'm 30 years older too and she still looks hot to me. She looks hot to anyone 40. If you're younger, yeah maybe she looks fug, but you know what she could be your mother. She doesn't want to seduce your baby ass.
Don't believe me?
Guess you'll have to wait 20 years to know I'm right.
Only issue is that i'l be 60 then.... shit.
Oh well Melissa will still look good to me. I hope.
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