The Bastardly Minute With... Brittny Gastineau
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Fucking long-island trash
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All the money in the world can't buy you good pics. She has a 1:1 waist to hip ratio in that 2nd pic -- not flatternig.
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Ugh. . this is NOT a model. Look at her legs -- doesn't look like she's ever worked out in her life.
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this chick is an annoying, spoiled bitch
and she looks like apache chief from superfriends
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Piece o' shit- delete immediately Mr. Bastardly
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terrible model
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She looks better lying on her back.
Looks like she bought herself a set, judging by the push up bra pics.
Go to the gym and work on those shapeless stumps (legs).
Her 60 year old Mother has a better body - no wonder she couldn't make it as a model.
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Nothing special about this bitch, actually she looks a bit manly on some pics.
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Apparently Mommy and Daddy were not the best of spellers when they named her.
Fucking nasty, golddigging tramp. She looks too much like her dad and she has some fucked up eyes. If she was ever offered a modeling job, it probably had a lot to do with her being a quasi-celeb, kinda like Ivanka Trump. It sure wasn't drop dead gorgeous looks....
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tranny
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Geez, she is a future Bastardly Lady of the Day. Too bad no old dude with 3 million to spare will want her. Yuk! Thunder-thighs
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this chick is as lame and bland as misha farton. i rather whack off thinking of rosie o'donnel
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Fat girls need love too.
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if she's looking for attention from daddy this should do it.
where is mark apeshit gasteno anyway?
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nasty pasta bred whore.
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Ahahahahaha!
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Daddy's broke, because his golddigging ex took him to the cleaners and robbed him of his NFL pension.
Now mommy whore is training her baby whore to do the same thing in life:
1. Find money
2. Fuck money
3. Take money
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sweet holy F*CK... what the hell? she couldn't dish a lil extra for photoshop? a picture is worth a thousand words and THIS chick needs a thousand dollar membership to a food-deprivation gym
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Whoa, bad pics. She looks chubby in that 3rd pic. She's got the stomach and the thunder thighs going on. She looks good when lying on her back, like pic 1, 7...etc. But the rest, not so good miss. She should really invest in photoshop or some gym. Or both.
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The only one where she looks okay is pic 7...the rest are fugly fugly fugly.
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cottage cheese all over
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harsh fellas.. atleast these photos are not airbrushed
does need to work out a bit though
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What a fugly bitch.
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bitch is fat. ugly and fat. period.
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This is sad. And to think I actually thought she was cute at first.
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The most horrible photo's ever. Sickening! She looks so pathetic.
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Looks like one of those "skinny fat" people.
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CAN I PUKE??????
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Totally agree. For a tall girl, she is freakin unshapely.
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Number three is terribly unflattering. They get better as you go along. The last couple are hot.
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WTF is up with her tits... something isn't right there.
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I've seen better looking prostitutes at the bus station.
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the reason shes a 'model' is because she PAID to be.
too bad for her, she cant buy a new mouth! she looks like shes got the 'Ashanti mouth' syndrome.
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