The Bastardly Morning Report by Comeback Britney Spears's FLAT Stomach


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When she's not crazy, she cleans up pretty good.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 11:08am
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For some reason I thought it was Kate Hudson with brunette hair.....Obviously not.
I really hope the music she is coming back with is ok. Janet Jackson tryed the whole
getting fit for a comeback.....and that was all they talked about.....Not the music.
Unfortunately that puts me in a position of thinking that Britney Spears might come up with good music. Not likely....and certainly not on her own. Who wants to root for a billboard?

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 11:09am
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Bleh. I wouldn't jizz on that for love nor money.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 12:03pm
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Too late...she's just as crazy as Jacko in my books...bleah!

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 12:21pm
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who the fucks talks - or give's a rat's ass - about britney's music?

point taken, though, eduardo.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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YUCK. Even with the toned body, I still see her as a greasy skank.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 1:50pm
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thats more like it! shes gonna be hot again!! WOOOO

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 4:03pm
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Looks like sex appeal will be her number one weapon, it may not be enough though.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 4:09pm
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I need a member of the paparazzi to snatch the wig and bring this chick back down to earth.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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She looks more upscale trailer park now, but still trailer park.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 10:59pm
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Nice job, Britney, you've flattened your stomach. If you need someone to flatten your face, hit me up.

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 @ 9:55am
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hahahahahaha Sullen Girl.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 5:10pm
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