Bastardly Booty Rating: Nicole Scherzinger
Thursday, April 26th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

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Nothing wrong with that.
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even though she's got nasty feet, she's still kind of hot
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ehh....i guess
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I'd poke it, but she looks like she needs to be sleeved with a ham first.
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Such a fit body...ow!!!
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I'd pound it raw but I wouldn't admit to it...
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and she needs to rub some of that leg oil on her dry-ass elbows...
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It´s a tranny baby!
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That's a very nice dumper.
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No doubt in my mind she's WOW... But her ass is nothing to right home about... Probably the most common shape around... no nmore than 2 stars...
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i would like to get her juices flowing
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Tranny is correct!
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Its hystercal how you live with your parents losers can critcize a fine looking lady as if you wouldn't touch her unless you were bored. We all know that you would cream all over yourselves if you got close enough to smell her perfume. This chick is hot - deal with it.
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yeah, tranny hawt...
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She looks better in the music videos
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Don't cha wish she would do Playboy? Don't cha?
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sometimes she looks good, sometimes looks meh, most of the time looks like a transexual arab pimp
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Ah...how I would love a threesome with her and Kim Kardashian... lots of dark skin being splattered with lots of white come. I'm getting misty just thinkng about it.
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what ass
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What booty?
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She's be pretty unattractive without all the makeup.
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Tranny face, bony arms... maybe the ass... while drunk
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Um she has no booty, I'd still hit it though.
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I agree with Nr 14: She is really hot.
You all lonely losers talk like you have other options than using the left or right hand to touch yourselves and get the job done. It is obvious that you never had any female contact and can only dream about women like this. She is atractive, sexy, athletic and famous. You complain about her armpits, her feet, the oil on the back of her legs, her elbows?? I bet you all 6´3", profesional athletes, brokers, businessmen, 6-packed-abs, wake up with women like Nicole every morning. Her security wouldnt let you get 10 feet close. Trashy LOSERS!
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I THINK YOU ARE ALL MAD, SHE IS GORGEOUS AS ALL PUSSYCAT DOLLS ARE! YOU ARE EITHER JEALOUS WOMEN OR SAD MEN WHO SHE WOULD NOT LOOK TWICE AT!
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tranny feet, ohoi!
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i dont want to see that girls crack, get some more gloths on you skank
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Here she is wearing a fancy nice dress and her thong is hanging out. How tacky is that?? If she was 18 I might forgive her. Plus the make up is way over done. The pussycat doll dancers remind me of sleazy cheerleaders. They all look like they need a nice long shower with lots of loofah.
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omg! if all of u that comment r guys , u seriously have issues ppl!! why would any of u ask for more? jesus!shes hot, beautiful , sexy and sooo sweet .....BUT oh yeah it happens that shes real and has real feet and elbows doh! if u dont like her coz of her feet or any other technicality ur so gay ..:S
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i see her bikini pictures she was very curvy !
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You ppl are crazy if you find something wrong with this chick!! She is so fucking hot!! I'd give my left tit to look like her in a bikini!!
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Nicole is alot older
if she was somehwere between 18-24
da stripper luk is kinda forgivable
buh da overly done stripper luks kinda trashy for hur age
she shud go for elegance now
n poise
Ashley can still pull dat off
shez a true PCD
buh still
dey all need to tone da slutty down
who knoez in der nex vid
der all naked
just covering der cunt n nipples!
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Booty is hot but the feet what happen? Maybe too much dancing!
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the only reason i would hit that is cuz she is famous
if she was from my town i would pimp her
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altho she doesn't fotograph well sometimes, i think she's really hot. oh, and showing the g string is always +2 pts.
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oh...and her armpit looks like a dry saggy old snatch.
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