Jessica Alba Does Revlon Shoot w/ Gary Busey's Illegitimate Kid

i think they heard my laughing on the 41st floor

If I were Jess and I had to pick between the surfer dude and curly dudes...I'd pick my right hand.

Damn! Jake Busey is moving up in the world!

On a side note, it's good to see that Jess get's all dolled up just to pump gas.

whore

surfer guy looks cute

thats nice of jessica to take pictures with handicap people

What's with the dude with no shirt on? This ain't muscle beach, you stoner fuck.

YEE HAW!! THAT'S MA BOY!!

if two guys kiss the same girl on at the same time (like in one of the jessica-alba-being-nice-to-two-horny-average-guys), does that make them gay?

the dudes are ugly but Jessica Alba is uglier.

So did California run out of good looking guys?

Lol @ nr 11, and yeah he looks like Gary Busey´s fugly son.

The blonde guy is so ugly...

Is she really, really drunk?

I think she looks cute here. Plus she's being really nice to those guys.

NATRA, OF COURSE SHE IS,THOSE GUYS ARE THE ONES PHOTOGRAPHING HER!!!!!
NO DOYFEE, OF COURSE SHE HAS TO HIDE HER PRISSY, "IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!" ATTITUDE DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE NEEDS THESE PEOPLE TO FUCK HER WAY TO THE TOP. MAYBE SHE TOOK LESSONS FROM J-HO. GO FOR IT! FUCK YOUR WAY TO THE TOP, AND WHEN YOUR THERE, BOOM! ADULT DIAPERS FOR THE ASS AND ADULT-TOY STORE FIST UP HER TWAT BECAUSE AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE, HUGE CHEWBACCA FEET, HUGE PUSSY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? EVEN IF SHE HAD LITTLE BABY FEET IT STILL WOULDNT MATTER, CUNT'S BEEN FUCKED SO MANY TIMES BY EVERYONE ( YOU KNOW, SO SHE COULD GET FAMOUS...) THAT HALLWAY OF A PUSSY AND GRAND CANYON OF AN ASSHOLE NEED DOUBLE THE PROTECTION. WOULDNT WANT YOU TO FART, LIFT UP YOUR LEG AND SHIT YOURSELF, SLOBBA. I CARE, I REALLY DO! LOL!!!!!
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, SLOBBA IS ONE FUCKIN SLUTTY PUTRID BUCKET OF POO(P)
HAVE A GLORIOUS DAY EVERYONE

Ok well she looks hot here, but I hate her attitude. Very fake. And those guys are awful looking (well, the blonde one is, anyway). Put a shirt on, for everyone's sake!

Vito, dude, if she was ugly, she wouldn't be able to sleep her way to the top. I agree that she relies on her looks, but that's just the thing...she looks good or she wouldn't be able to rely on that.

She's not Sandra OH ugly or Tori Spellling type of ugly But Jessica Alba is definately ugly in a different way. I dont think she'll be around much longer and her aura is very extremely ugly! I dont know if she slept her way to the top and I dont care either the bitch is just ugly regardless.

LEMON AND SHAME? THANK YOU, AND YES, I RESPECT YOUR OPINION ON HER NOT BEING "UGLY" BUT YES, SHE DID SLEEP HER WAY TO THE TOP, BUT THATS WHAT SHE DOES. ALONG WITH BEING A STUCK UP CUNT WITH NADA TO BACK IT UP.

Hey Lemon you say she wouldnt be able to sleep her way to the top if she was ugly! Then that means Paris Hilton cant possibly be ugly either. Paris Hilton sleeps around too! People always post that she's ugly and has STD's however men keep sleeping with Paris Hilton and Paris date's famous rich men the stavros guy, Aaron Carter, Chad Michael Murry, Shannon Daughtery's husband you mean to say it's not possible to be ugly and sleep your way to the top.

i fucking hate this disgusting, practically illiterate, stuck up little twerp. one day..one day, everyone...will.... GET THE FUCK OVER HER!!

Which is it? The surfing ass clown or the Horseshack duo? Make up your mind Jess! Damn you all. I have to walk down the alley for an eyes-closed blowjob from pudgy Becky at the Marathon station and these dumbshits get to grope some Jessica.

Somewhere I must have harshed my karma...