Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton walks dog while on fashion crack!
Friday, April 27th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
...oh yeah, and her legs are still shapeless. I'm not sure how to describe Mischa's dress today. Is it some sort of extra large picnic mat sized yellow bandana cut and sewn into a dress?????
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The upholstery on my grandma's sofa is the same pattern as that dress!
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Maybe she's filming the Mod Squad sequel.
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I'd still hit it
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she got hockey stick leggs, but she looks like clean and like she keeps her cooch clean and smelling nice, so i would do her.
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I always wondered where my great grandmothers drapes went.
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Fugly and stinking dog loving slut.
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Actually, I kinda like it. It's a bit of a sixties throwback sort of look. Nice looking on a plainish girl like her.
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Beautiful!
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what the hell is she wearing
that dress does nothing for her shapeless legs
either do those sandals that I could probably find at the local walmart
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Its looks better than that shite she's been wearing. She's not a pretty girl, and I doubt her legs are 99.99% better than most americans, although I'm sure a great deal of research went into those numbers.
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shapless legs or not, that dress beats the hell of the mom jeans.
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I love the first picture....The dog is like embarrased to be seen with her.
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Her dress is cute and her legs are fine. GOSH some people just find anything to nit pick at.
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The shoes and bag are good. But the dress is extremely unflattering to any body type. That's typical Mischa!
xtina, wow walmart? Those look pretty expensive, actually. It's real leather. More like Bebe or Guess, something of that sort.
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the dress looks like a reject from the emperor of china's wardrobe.
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I really like that dress!
I don't understand why should all the celebs look the same...She's really beautiful on that photo and in that dress.GO girl!
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The dress came from Goodwill, and Eduardo's right: the dog's embarrassed to be seen with her. See it looking around and trying to get farther away, like your kids who don't want to be seen with you at the mall. God help it if that schnauzer from down the street gets a look.
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peculiar...............................s'all ive got.
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She looks fine in this pics, doable, yup.
Modi
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leave mischa alone. she's pretty.
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oh, and her legs look better than 99.9% of americans
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