The Bastardly Morning Report by Victoria Beckham & Her Nipples



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A truly truly ugly woman. Both inside and out. She looks like a nazi SS soldier.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 10:30am
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The thing that bugs me about her is that she rarely ever smiles. When she does she looks great. But instead she always has that look like she thinks she is better than everyone. She is totally in love with herself I think.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 10:36am
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Her bolt-ons look so stupid that you just have to smile. Dumbshit.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 10:46am
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Disgusting shit, and really sad that she actually thinks that anyone wants to see her nipples, bitch must be on crack.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 10:55am
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The residents of Munchkin Land are waiting for a house to fall on her.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 11:08am
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She has the same Britney's mad decease. I am so sorry for her.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 11:13am
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hate the moneky nose

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 11:16am
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Another ugly British woman with fake boobs.... eeeeewwwww.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 11:59am
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Wouldn't let her suck my cock even if she payed me.

Still... what the hell does this dwarf-sized, ugly, anorexic, tasteless, stupid whore has to keep someone like David Beckham?

I mean, the dude isn't the brightest of the pack, but... he can have any bitch better than this!

No divorce can be considered expensive enough to not get rid of this disgrace.

Modi

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 12:01pm
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i love posh
if you listen to some of her interviews on youtube, you will find that she is actually a sweetheart

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 12:57pm
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SS stormtrooper with fake tits

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 12:59pm
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Stop offending the SS stormtroopers. They were assholes but looked a way better than her...

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 1:18pm
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Pak31...she's european...they don't use fake smiles like americans do, if they don't feel like smiling, they just don't smile

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 5:04pm
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With all that money you'd think she'd get good implants and skin care.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 8:34pm
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I admit her looks are not that great. But at least she's skinny and she looks better than Aishwarya Rai.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 8:44pm
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I'm with Rasheed, somehow this ugly NO TALENT waste of space thinks she is sexy.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 8:55pm
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those nipples wont be denied

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 @ 1:55am
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I'd fuck her pretty hard

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 @ 8:50am
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anyone know her ethnicity? She's very exotic looking.

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 @ 9:08am
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Actually I heard someone say she has a little bit of Indian in her. But if you go to most of her websites they just put caucasion down for her race. She considers herself white though. Her kids look 100% white.

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 @ 1:12pm
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I get the feeling that her and her ball boy are both a bit twisted and S&M demented.
The image of her as some pleather clad dom with a whip making her tutu wearing husband lick toilet filth off her boots comes to mind... and "it won't just go away".

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 @ 5:33pm
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"WOW!"

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 9:51am
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MisterMind, I almost totally agree with you. But the nazi soldiers were sexy (their outfits, not what they did)...

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 11:09am
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