The Bastardly Morning Report by Victoria Beckham & Her Nipples
Monday, April 30th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

- Scott Storch's New Lady Might be a Prostitute [DLISTED]
- Britney Dances, Shops, and Speeds Her Weekend Away [POPSUGAR]
- The Coachella aftermath [POP CANDY]
- NME.com is streaming Bjork's new album [NME]
- GQ Internship VIP Experience! Bid QUICKLY; only @ $7k w/ just 2hours left! [EBAY]























A truly truly ugly woman. Both inside and out. She looks like a nazi SS soldier.
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The thing that bugs me about her is that she rarely ever smiles. When she does she looks great. But instead she always has that look like she thinks she is better than everyone. She is totally in love with herself I think.
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Her bolt-ons look so stupid that you just have to smile. Dumbshit.
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Disgusting shit, and really sad that she actually thinks that anyone wants to see her nipples, bitch must be on crack.
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The residents of Munchkin Land are waiting for a house to fall on her.
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She has the same Britney's mad decease. I am so sorry for her.
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hate the moneky nose
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Another ugly British woman with fake boobs.... eeeeewwwww.
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Wouldn't let her suck my cock even if she payed me.
Still... what the hell does this dwarf-sized, ugly, anorexic, tasteless, stupid whore has to keep someone like David Beckham?
I mean, the dude isn't the brightest of the pack, but... he can have any bitch better than this!
No divorce can be considered expensive enough to not get rid of this disgrace.
Modi
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i love posh
if you listen to some of her interviews on youtube, you will find that she is actually a sweetheart
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SS stormtrooper with fake tits
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Stop offending the SS stormtroopers. They were assholes but looked a way better than her...
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Pak31...she's european...they don't use fake smiles like americans do, if they don't feel like smiling, they just don't smile
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With all that money you'd think she'd get good implants and skin care.
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I admit her looks are not that great. But at least she's skinny and she looks better than Aishwarya Rai.
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I'm with Rasheed, somehow this ugly NO TALENT waste of space thinks she is sexy.
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those nipples wont be denied
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I'd fuck her pretty hard
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anyone know her ethnicity? She's very exotic looking.
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Actually I heard someone say she has a little bit of Indian in her. But if you go to most of her websites they just put caucasion down for her race. She considers herself white though. Her kids look 100% white.
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I get the feeling that her and her ball boy are both a bit twisted and S&M demented.
The image of her as some pleather clad dom with a whip making her tutu wearing husband lick toilet filth off her boots comes to mind... and "it won't just go away".
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"WOW!"
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MisterMind, I almost totally agree with you. But the nazi soldiers were sexy (their outfits, not what they did)...
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