The Bastardly Minute With... Kelli Garner
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
From the Wikipedia:
Kelli Brianne Garner (born April 11, 1984) is an American actress.
Her credits include Man of the House, The Aviator, Bully and Thumbsucker. She also co-starred in the Green Day video Jesus of Suburbia (she does not, however, play the character Whatsername, since Jimmy does not meet Whatsername until he leaves home, which he does at the end of the song).
In December 2005, Garner starred in the Off-Broadway production of Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead at the Century Center for the Performing Arts.
Garner, who was born in Bakersfield, California, enjoys playing guitar and shopping. She currently resides in Calabasas, California.
I think she ate Natalie Maines and took her form!!!
Run!!!
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Decent in some pictures. Overall, not cute. Pic 3 is especially bad.
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Nothing special, but she looks acceptable, plus the tits look very nice.
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Yes, yes, Natalie Maines. Hahaha! She has a little Mena Suvari Down Syndrome look about her, too.
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Holy Fucking Shit Batman!! What the hell is pic #3???
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"There nothing worse then dirty feet."
Lol...what happened with the bottom pic on page 4? They spent all that time on make-up, wardrobe, lighting, blah blah blah, and couldn't be bothered to wipe the dirt off her feet?
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hahha dirty feet. i noticed that too.
one word (in addition to the above): No.
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Yikes.
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not impressed. but i'd let her suck it.
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Interesting pictures. She seems game for a laugh and sort of cute, fresh faced and individual. shrug
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Not too bad
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I'd push her guts in.
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too nordic blech
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Bitch be nasty & foul, give her 3 thumbs down
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i like it, very girl next doorish with just a pinch of slut.works for me.(but she has to wipe her feet at the door first.)
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I want to:
- Bitchslap her
- Suck her boobies dry
- Give her meat from behind
Damn ugly face with lolita poses and big tits, makes it so difficult to hate her
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I'd let her swivel.
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She looks like a friggin' spaz on page 3?
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There nothing worse then dirty feet. skanky ho
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She does seem to have nice tits though.
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