Bastardly Asks: Why is Lindsay Lohan So God Damn Special?

Another ugly anorexic white girl in Hollywood...

Moe I don't get it either. I don't mind freckles, but at best her body is moderately attractive and that's all I can say about her.

But I'm hot and cute and special, and I want an Oscar!!
At least half a dozen people voted for me on the top 10 hot 2007 list, take that you bastards!!!

She was hot in her Mean Grils era. She actually had a body and one (meaning a heterosexual male) could only imagine the possibilities when she matured.

But the she turned legal and hit the wall before she was even old enough to have a wall so that she can hit. Becoming all skinny and totally taking away the body that she had, which is what many woman, fashion fruit cakes, and white boy's with small penises demand.

Then she gained like 5 pounds and al the world's attention is on her like if she is hot again and has a total figure. She doesn't. She has that anorexic no body that has been the rave now (just with some tits and that's it).

And she is never gonna be hot ever again like she was in that Mean Girls era. With all this attention she gets, all the mag covers she gets to be on, and all the white boys that go crazy for her and she ends up banging, that's enough to make her think she's on the right track as far as her looks go.

Meanwhile, I, as my own duty to my own male heterosexual nature, will be dining at the real women's table. So excuse me...

Once, long ago, in a land far, far away, Lindsay Lohan was hot. Her hotness goes up and down, its ever changing. I think people think she is hot now because she was hot at one point, and she is young and still has time to become hot again. If that makes any sense.
Anyway, she's a drunkin', coke snortin', whorin' little lass.

in a word? boobies. a sweet rack will (at least in pictures) will make people forget about much she reeks of marlboros and vodka and would probably puke on your feet before you got to second base.

she gets so much camera time for the paparazzi 'cause they're all hoping to get the first pic of her when she finally overdoses and dies.

that, and she's known for 'inadvertently' exposing the occasional naughty bit.

She's the cocaine-nosed attention whore of the moment.

she's a train wreck. Drama, and you keep thinking...naw, she wouldn't say that or do that...but then she does. Nut. I don't think she's cute either, but she's not ugly.

I love her. She is super hot and exudes confidence.

It's sad really. She was once pretty but media pressure and the local opinion on a women's size drove her into a coke-fueled version of "Debbie does Dalas" but its "LA Blowhan does LA." It really says more about the society that glamorizes the behavior than those who give in to the attention.

because everyone loves an impending train wreck........

No longer hot. Tara Reid's a fucked up mess, but I'd rather bust a load on her frankenboobs.

there really truly is just SOMETHING about her

Becca:

No, there isn't.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Every picture of her posted on the web takes space away from Paris Hilton?

So very Overrated.

I'm not even going to bother...

She was kinda hot for about 5 days, three years ago. Now she's like that chick in high-school that fucked the whole football team and turned into a drunken 2 time divorcee with 3 kids and she works at the Waffle House. Just because she wanted Daddy's approval.

eww fugly piece of shit wants an oscar? she can go suck on the oscar of some fat mexican dude in exchange for the booger sugar as that is the only oscar she is going to be getting since she can't act for shit.

we all know the sexy, skanky local, fuck-machines...she is a famous one...she'd be so fun for a weekend...and then i'd be over her...

this bitch considers herself as a moden day marilyn monroe.....how laughable.
shes scum

perhaps you,re a raging poof, but just forgot

It wouldn't surprise me if she does get an Oscar someday, given the way they just hand it to anyone these days. A big and fat American Idol reject gets one this year, and why? I'm sure most of you know why......I won't go there.

She's a train wreck!

Her face is really amazing though- her features, the bone structure. I think she is very beautiful when pulled together.

the bitch needs to go back to her natural red hair. that's when she looks the best. gawd, if I had hair like that, I'd be flaunting it everywhere. some natural redheads are white hot.

You know why she is HOT? Because although she is not ugly, you KNOW she is a really fun fuck

Great titties and she is a wild one.

Takes it in every hole and on the face gladly and gets down with chicks too.

Good times

"but that’s mainly because I’m not a freckles-man."

More likely it's because she isn't built like a 13yo boy.

not cool.

kind of a weird question coming from one of the sources thar give her so much camera time!?
you tell us?
i like freckles!

Back in the day, yea hot. But the bird got overcooked. Now a trailer trash whore

She's the cocaine-nosed attention whore of the moment. She throws herself in front of the cameras and then acts like their chasing her.

Trailer-trash-no-career-train-wreck-waiting-to-happen.

Though she still has "on" days every now and again. This wasn't one of those.